~Josh
"Life is bumpy; get good socks."
~Josh
"I should be getting photographs of me with my arm around these people like restaurant oweners do, because eventually I am going to have to prove to my kids that I was once an actor!"
~Josh
~Josh
"You know what? I'm really attracted to British women. There's something innately proper abou them. However bad they behave their accent is so cute it makes up for everything."
~Josh
I carry keys and my hat
usually. And a pen----
I always carry a pen."
~Josh
"My best quality is
probably my butt. And my
worst is probably my pecs;
I don't really have any.
So I keep my shirt on."
~Josh
"Hollywood doesn't need my love."
~Josh
