Where's the Beef?...
By: Joshua Carmona
It hurt me to watch. Not the small kind of hurt that you get when you stub your finger, oh no my friends this hurt was a kick-in-the-kiddney, peeing-out-blood hurt. I'm so glad I didn't bet on this game, I could've been really poor or filthy rich. Because Princeton got beat bad. Ouch it pains me to say it but we got beat 56 to 0 zip, nada, big goose egg as some might say. The crowd left around halftime when they realized they could put pads on the band, and put on a better show than the football team, it always amuses me that if we just were all snobs and were filthy rich we would live up to the name of Princeton (University).

It's a curse I tell ya we get somthing good like for-instance Onion capital of the world and then a tornado comes and blows it all to crap, wait... worse than crap, whatever that might be.
A sad sight when atomotrons cry...
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