Ok as of 1-15-98 I have not had a controlled substance in my body. Before my clean date however I had a five year battle with the beast. It started with alcohol at like age 14 or something and then when booze wasn't enough I started smokin the chronic at like age 15 or so and well for a few years that was the extent of my partying. But once I was legal dude Idrank like na idiot and had all the problems that go along with that and finally I just said Enough I'm done for sure.
Yes yes I still drink on occasion and yes a lot of the time I fall of the wagon and get plastered out of my mind and long for the days when it was ok to stumble around like a drunk idiot. But for sure alcohol doesn't taste good ya know anyone who says it does is out of their god damned minds. I MEAN IT!! sorry inside joke. Ok so I started drinkin at 14 then it was wine coolers or whatever we could steal from Rite AId, adn then I got a Janis Joplin cd and well discoverd Southern Comfort. Form there me and my friends would always drink Jack Danies Down home puch, and Five O'clock Vodka cause we was poor. When I had money well I was all about the Jose Cuervo, untill I got into a fight with a big ass rotweiler adn a cactus! Form there man Jack Daniels and then I rediscovered beer, mostly in the form of bud light, but then Mike's Hard Lemonade came out and well that shit is really fuckin good. Then Smirnoff Ice, and then I gave up those sissy drinks for beer real beer Michelobe Light being my normal poison. When I drink the hard stuff these days it's either Jagr or Zambuka and no I have no idea how to really speel it, but a lot of the time I reach for goldshlager. Yeah sometimes I drink to much and sometimes not at all whatever I MEAN IT!! LOL A little update as of 6-15-04 I have quit drinkin as well
When I was 12 this really hot girl on my bus ride home smoked and well I wanted her to think I was cool so I bummed a cigarette off her and well my first smoke ever was a fuckin Newport Sripe YUCK! Like a week later I saved up my allowance and bought a pack of Marlboro Lights. Yes that ws back in the day when you could tell teh cashier they were for your mom and they would believe you. So that's what I smoked for a few years untill Tanya got me to quit with whatelse te promise of sex. So I did and I didn't startup agian untill I joined the army. Thenit was marlboro reds fuckin cowboy killers and I smoked them for a few years. Untill I started workin for this cat Lonie and well he turned me on to Salem Lights and well menthol is good, smoked them for a couple of years. Then I went hardcore started with Camel wide lights, then went back to menthol for a bit with marlboro milds untill they started makin me dizzy and shit. Then I was all about Camel Turkish Golds tehy were new and they were good. Smoked them for a long while and then I started experimenting with my smoke. Nowadays I smoke alot of different brands, the only regular thing I smoke is Camel Turkish Jade, Pal MAl filters, Kool Milds, and all of teh Camel exoctic blends. Otherwise I be smokin something else new or old doesn't matter.
I discovered cigars when I got back from the army and me and druck and my buddy Horn would all hang out at my apartment known as the party dome. In those days I was smokin Philly BLunts and Middleton Cherry plastic tips. And it was cool I really enjoyed them and well blunts were my thing in those days for obvious reasons. Oh yeah I was doin the "Bill Clinton" way back then, just ask my first wife of wait you can't too bad! Anyways for a long time I smoked Blunts either Philly or Swisher Sweets and then I met JR who should me the wisdom of wood tip swishers and well it's all good. Then Kevin adn I started hagin out in Windsor trip clubs and well I had my forst cuban outstanding and some stripper bitch did the "Bill Clinton" for us on stage, and no Kevin she didn't like you it's just her job. So I started smokin all kinds of wood tip brands and all kinds of different blunts and well Philly comes out with flavored blunts nad White Owl and Swisher were rigt behing them and now I had a pluthera of flavorsto choose from. MY favoriet's being Swisher Straberry Blunt and Creme De Menth Philly Blunts. I also enjoy Philly berry blunts but for some reason they are hard to find. Then my buddy JR opens his own Cigar store in Southfield and he rolls his own and the JR brand of Cigars is perfecion I so love the new box he sends me evry month. So far I have not been disapointed. Mostly though I smoke cheap cigars Swisher Giants are a new favorite but anything made by White Owl is outstanding.
I have this crzy nervous habit and I bite my fuckin nails and whatever dude only very recently have I been able to muster enough will power to fuckin a stop. Well that and this nasty sour apple shit that makes your nails taste like shit. On top of that when you paint your nails well you don't want to bite them and thatis the main reason I paint my nails that and it's so very rockstar so no mater whatyou heard from the haters I am not gay cause I paint my nails. Not that there is anything wrong with that.