“Yes, dad. I know.”
“What do you know?”
“Whatever you were just saying.”
“There! You see? You weren’t listening because I’m very sure I wasn’t saying anything!”
“You think I'll never get married.”
“Yes!”
“I was married.”
“Oh yeah. Where is he?”
“He died three years ago.”
“What about grandchildren?”
“William and Paul?”
“Why haven’t I seen them?”
“You have, but you’ve been very busy working out lately.”
“Oh! You can tell?”
“Oh, yes.”
“A few of the ladies at the gym have been taking the time to watch me exercise.”
“Any cute ones?”
“Oh yeah, but I couldn’t do that to your mother. Where is she anyway? I’ve lost a button on this shirt.”
“She’s dead too, dad.”
“Oh yeah. I miss her.”
“Me too, dad.”
“What to see me flex?”
“Sure.”
