| Gersemi |
| Your wonderful webmistress was born 19 years ago far, far away from wherever you are. There I lived peacefully until I was 15 and started to write bad, bad stories - and I'm talking adult content here. Some of my friends had to play victim for me and read all that stuff I produced. After some time I got bored by only giving it to my friends and decided I had to let all the world read what my sick brain worked out. Some of it ain't pretty, no sir. My first story was a very bad adaption of Stargate, and it wasn't good. It was horrible. So I vowed no on would ever read it. I had it on this page until some time ago... But it's in German anyway, so there. Right now I've got lots of unfinished stories on my PC, so prepare for more stupid bantering from your Gersemi! Love you all! Take care! *G* |
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| It's true. Everything you think you know about me is true. I am an EVIL, twisted devil-worshipper. I sacrifice kittens and babies, then dance NAKED, covered in their BLOOD. Around a bonfire, calling upon the great old ones to smite the blessed and raise the WICKED to immoertal supremacy on earth. Plus, your slut of a daughter GANGBANGS me and my friends on you dinner table in exchange for CRACK COCAINE. I hate puppies, flowers, apple pie, mom, and eveything american, especially the PRESIDENT. But, most of all I hate YOU with a murderous passion you could barely understand with your limited intellect. Everything you FEARED about me is true. Oh, and I know where you live. |
| Things I like: Alan Rickman, TV, Monty Python (This is an ex-parrot!) *rofl*, going to the movies with my b/f and our friends, LiveActionRolePlaying, acting, Middle Ages, nice people who accept me the way I am, my pets, dressing up for various occasions, books, writing, music, drawing, belly dancing, the Internet Things I don't like: narrow-minded people, mornings, potatoes, heat and lots of more things I can't think of right now... |
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| Books I enjoyed reading (in no particular order) Star Trek - The Q-Continuum (including Q-Space, Q-Zone and Q-Strike) by Greg Cox I, Q by John deLancie and Peter David The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen Harry Potter 1 to 5 by J.K. Rowling (although I didn't like 5 too much) The Neverending Story by Michael Ende The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice Moving Pictures, Soul Music and Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien Little Lord Fauntleroy by Frances H. Burnett The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal by Thomas Harris Black River by Melanie Tem Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Spike & Dru: Pretty Maids all in a Row by Christopher Golden Justine by the Marquis de Sade The Perfume by Patrick S�skind Comics and Manga I read more or less regularly Elfquest by Richard and Wendy Pini X-Men by Various (originally by Stan Lee) Witchblade, The Darkness and Fathom by Various (originally by Michael Turner) Angel Sanctuary and God Child by Kaori Yuki Manga Love Story by Katsu Aki Fushigi Yuugi and Ayashi no Ceres by Yuu Watase Ranma 1/2 and Inu Yasha by Rumiko Takahashi Music/Bands I enjoy Ghost of the Robot Alanis Morissette Jack Off Jill Apocalyptica Loreena McKennit Clannad Garbage J.B.O. Overkill Missy Elliot Pink Vanessa Mae Shakira (the old stuff) David Bowie |
| Gersemi - Scandinavian Meaning - Jewel Gersemi was the nordic Goddess of beauty. |
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