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new element discovered

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science.  The new element has been
named "Governmentium".  Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant
neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
it an atomic mass of 311.  These 311 particles are held together by
forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons.  Since Governmentium has no
electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with
which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4
days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay,
but, instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time,
since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,
forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach
a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as "Critical Morass".  When catalyzed with money,
Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as
much energy, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons

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