It looked like a frog until it spoke
In a voice that sounded a little bit hoarse
I had to look around to find the source
I turned around when it said
Something about how I was in bed
Yes, this tiny toad was no less
Than the beautiful fairy-tale princess!
I wondered how it got that way
It was a frog yesterday and a toad today
"Never mind how!" the toad it said
"I'd rather be a human instead"
I thought I would have a fit
But I closed my eyes, prayed to the skies
And I kissed the toad on the lips
The taste it was kinda bad
I tried to ignore all the warts it had
Yet when I drew away a toad it stayed
Not even a frog like yesterday
I hate it when things don't go as planned
The damn toad even peed in my hand
I threw it down on the ground
There are other princesses somewhere around
I consider myself very unfortunate
To have kissed a toad on the lips