I'd ask for a receipt
So could know how much it costs
To order all I can eat
If I spent a dime in your dollar store
I'd spend a nickel more
Just to buy that extra five
The pennies saved and earned
If I shopped at your variety store
I'd buy it all and a little bit more
Cause if I shopped in your shopping mall
I don't think I could breathe at all
If I ate at your restaurant
I'd ask for a receipt
When I returned, I'd sit the same place
Cause I really like that seat
If I bought a car from your dealership
I'd know it was worth the price
And I'd test drive it around and around
Pick it up that night
If I shopped at your variety store
I'd buy it all and a little bit more
Cause if I shopped in your shopping mall
I don't think I could breathe at all
And if I ate at your restaurant
I'd ask for a receipt
I know it isn't cheap, but I also know
It's the best place around to eat