Get on your knees and start to pray
And maybe the Lord will help you get laid
Don't shut up, don't be a fool
Or else you'll grow old and never be new
Don't fight when you could make peace
Of even make love, get on your knees
I'm sure the Almighty would be pleased
Don't sit down, don't be lazy
To be sane you gotta be crazy
Chorus:
And you know if you listen
You just might hear
The words of God
From your chocolate candy
Don't be wrong when you could be right
Live to others like you want your life
And maybe God will turn on the lights
Don't eat now, dessert comes first
Chocolate is God's food, eat it till you burst
Don't buy hard when you could by soft
Or go for the hard when you're turned off
Don't ever say that you've had enough
And don't buy dreams or ice cream
God's in chocolate bars, there he's been seen
Chorus:
And you know if you listen
You just might hear
The words of God
From your chocolate candy
Eat eat well
One thing to eat
You'll get your fat and your meat
Eat eat well
One thing to eat
They threaten with Hell if you're not married
Or at least that what
They hear in the chocolate candy
At least that's what the chocolate candy says
From God's own Snickers to your double bed
At least that's what the chocolate candy says
Or maybe the voice is coming from the Pez
Don't be dirty when you could be clean
Wash away all the sins from me
All I know is God would get pissed
If I didn't obey my Hershey's Kiss
Chorus:
And you know if you listen
You just might hear
The words of God
From your chocolate candy
You know if you listen
You just might make out
The Word of God
From your chocolate-filled mouth