denocturnalization: (noun) The gradual process of rehabilitation, most often endured by university students having experienced inhuman amounts of sleep deprivation and irregular narcoleptic patterns on account of class induced stress and perpetual social obligations. [term contributed by Cheskers]
finals: (pl. noun, from Latin finale, a euphemism for demise) 1. A sadistic practice originated by medieval torturers in order to wreak bloody havoc upon bright-minded, formerly promising students. 2. A particularly gruesome means to an end. 3. A taste of life as the convicts we will become in order to survive if we do not pass: entailing such common afflictions as no sight of daylight for hours at a time, excessive solitary confinement, and minimal sleep in fear of being ass raped.
freedom: (noun) 1. Release from rather cumbersome, hard-core bondage inflicted by sadistic university bureaucracies. 2. Crass nonconformity in the form of blatantly exercised free will: often expressed by orgasmic yelps and extraordinarily naughty festivities. 3. Removal of unsolicited dick from rape-victim's ass.
organic chemistry: (noun) 1. An attempt by the almighty powers of the scientific community to make the ass-raping that is college chemistry sound oddly health-conscious, hiding its true gruesome nature. 2. A set of molecular combinations designed by the CIA to weaken the willpower of the great young minds of America so that it can strike with the brainwashing when the time is right . . . 3. The use of carbon as a suppliment to conventional ass-raping, making the process notably more painful than under normal circumstances.
procrastimication: (noun) An exceptional form of laziness in which one falls exponentially behind in work on account of persistent distraction by a piece of lint floating around the room.
sphincterific: (adj.) 1. Describing the state of complete loss of bowel control on account of gratuitously rough conduct while engaging in ass-raping. 2. Used to describe the combined feeling of jubilation and digestional agony induced by the particularly wholesome intake of automobile fluids (ex. grease trucks).
study: (verb) To suppress one's carnal urges and instincts to strive for liberty and autonomy, and succumb to the all-encompassing powers of evil and ass-raping.
sucktacular: (adj.) An exclamation of utter despair, most often used as a means of expressing sardonic irritation with respect to extreme stress and sadistic professors.
work ethic: (noun) An antediluvian figment of the imagination, made obsolete along with Cro-Magnon cave paintings and 14400 dial-up modems.