| Your Moma Jokes |
| Note: some may take offence to the following, so if you are one of these type, turn around now, as I hold no responsibility for damaging your feelings. HOME |
| Your Moma's so ugly... - ...when she entered a ugly contest, they said: "sorry, no pro's!" - ...Just after she was born, her mother said: "what a treasure", and her father said: "yes, lets burry the bugger!" - ...She gets 364 extra days to dress up for halloween! - ...They filmed 'Gorrillas In The Mist' in her shower! - ...When she walks in to a bank, they switch off the CCTV! - ...They pay her to put ON her clothes in strip clubs! - ...She 'Trick or Treats' on the phone! - ...When she auditiond for Star Wars, they didn't give her a costume! |
| Your Moma's so Fat... - .. 'GoodYear' sued her for copyright! - ...When she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! - ...She jumped in the air and got stuck! - ...She fell in love and broke it! - ...She wakes up in sections! - ...When you get on top of her, your ears pop! - ...When she has sex, she has to give your father directions! - ...At a resterant, she looks at the menu and says "OK!" - ...When she steps on a scale, it reads: "One at a time!" - ...Her blood type is ragu! - ...When she steps on a scale, it reads: "To be Continued..." |
| Your Moma's so Poor... - ...Burglers break into her house and leave money! - ...She can't afford to pay attention! - ...When she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her:"What you doin?", and she said: "Moving!" - ...When she goes to KFC, she licks other people's fingers! - ... She does 'Drive By Shootings' on the bus1 |