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Shovins: I'm a second hand man, with a second hand plan, to make my second hand fans stand on command, I got a second hand dance called the second hand prance, tour across lands in my second hand van, wearin' second hand bands, and seconds hand pants, I repremand and take a stand to second hand clans, I'm huge in Milan and Big in Japan, cuz my rhymes are so tight its like they're wrapped in saran, YO, nothing I own is fresh off the shelft all's I got is my health and my hand me down wealth, One thing I'm not is dumb see, try to stump me My style's off the wall like my name was Humpty Dumpty, I live Uptown in a hand-me-down town My sheets are filled with hand-me-down down I never smile, I got a hand-me-down frown And I'm crowned hand-me-down-king of my cru Unrenowned.... DJ Hos-Style: My father was an alien that landed on earth, my mother smoked crack, I was a premature birth I jumped off of my house to prove my self worth Got hit by a car, can't tell which hurt worse. My First grade teacher said I was a little perverse For asking questions later and pulling the trigger first So I punched her in the face and stole the slut's purse Now every second word is "Bleep, Bleep and Curse Curse." I broke into my church and stole the fucking herse With a voodoo body in the back, now I got a fucking curse As far as children go I gotta be the worst, my hat backwards rapping Fred Durst. They took me to a shrink and told me I was insane becuase I kick my balls and enjoy the fucking pain and run with a metal rod in lighting and in rain then stick the end of my penis in a jar of novacaine. I act the way I do because there's a short in my brain and sanity is a very hard thing to maintain. Wearing a straight jacket and looking out the window pane all I gotta say is "Auf Fucking Wiedersehen!" G>DuB: I'm an odyssey, hitten home runs like Raul Mondesi, you engagin in sodomy, goin to a clinic for a labodomy my rhymes are more tight than a nun on a bicycle the only ice i'm rockin is a motha fuckin icycle I'm takin over tha nation like Chairman Mao Even my Chinese brothaz here me and say "Ciao"!!! My rhymes are off the hook, so don't dial my fucking number I'll stick my dick in your moms choch like Beaver Lumber Fuck Paragraph President, I'm the essay king thats why I holla Ante Up when you Holla Bling Bling U & U stealin beats like that bitch Ashanti My rhymes are makin girls wet like the Full fuckin Monty G, Shov and Trackmasta spitten more lyrics than a camel Your rhymes are more white than tooth Enamel Whoa, I'm almost falling off, I gotta smoke another Pinner Fuck it, I'll just go and drink a can of paint thinner Aiiight I gotta stop cuz I'm done like dinner and the referee rules G - Dub as the winner TrackMasta: A soundtrack pickin up all slack, is this round one bout, on DVD or paperback "Excuse me U and U there's been a lyrical attack" Well it sure wasn't us, go blame that shit on Iraq cuz this is the beats that you pump in your cadillac As you cruise with your crew down the cal - du - sac If your phatter than this than do a jumping jack not many phatter than us, but as a matter of fact the double U is the Unrenowned Undaground off the sound cuz we've toured from the west to China town, we can't be found getting contract bound waging war in the main stream battle ground to the dance hall floor is where we're found, turn up the bass in the place, make this bass resound we got the dub in the club cuz that's where we're from, this is a knock out punch but it's only the first round Email us your lyrics at: [email protected] |
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