Everyone is prejudiced. Some
just hide it better than others.
One of the greatest pleasures
of being a politician, Is having control over the pleasures of others.
(Rush Limbaugh on Smoking)
IF THE ORIGINAL MEXICAN BORDER
PATROL WOULD HAVE JUST ARRESTED MORE ANGLOS, THIS LAND WOULD'VE STILL BEEN
MEXICO!!! (Rudy Moreno)
The difference between Charles
Manson and all the girls I've ever dated; Manson has the decency to at
least look like a nut when you meet him! (Richard Jeni)
Why is it that We are the
only country in the world that look down on people for being fat?? People
are starving all over the world! If you are one of the lucky people to
get your hands on a steak, bite the shxt out of it! (Chris Rock)
Life is Like a Video Game,
sometimes you just gotta hit the reset button!
Did you know that a FRENCH
KISS uses 40 muscles in your body, while a PECK only uses 20 muscles? DAMN,
so that's how ya lose weight. You gotta EXERCISE!!!
If Jail is so Horrible...
Then why are they so overcrowded? Cuz life is just as bad!
What do Jeronimos say when they jump?
Why is the time with the slowest traffic of the day called rush hour?
Johnny Cochran's closing
Arguments in a trial as he defends a Haitian Man who was sodomized by the
NYPD... "If The plunger's in his ass... He's gonna get A lot of cash!" (Chris Rock)
"POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" Sucks!!!
Why can't we just be "MORALLY CORRECT". (no no we can't laugh about the
ethnic joke! It's wrong!) Stop being so FAKE about it!
OJ's trial wasn't about race.
It was about fame... If OJ drove a bus, he would be known as "ORENTHAL,
THE BUS DRIVIN MURDERER!" (Chris Rock)
DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M
CHICANO... HATE ME BECAUSE I STOLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND; and your sister! (EL
CASANOVA)
The Goldman family will receive 8 million dollars for the wrongful death of their son Ron Goldman. Is 8
million dollars enough to ease the pain. Lets kill off our other kids and
see how much we can get for them!
Not all street beggars are
begging for DRUG MONEY... For some, FOOD Is just as Important
BOREDOM or FREEDOM!! We always have to be complaining about something!!
Don't ever mess with me and
my homies cuz we know Mexican Judo! JUDON'T KNOW IF WE GOT A GUN, JUDON'T
KNOW IF WE GOT A KNIFE, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THE RAZA'S GONNA BEAT YOUR A**!!!
about it ALL YOU LITTLE PUNKS!
If Mexicans eat beans and
are called "Beaners", white people eat hot dogs shouldn't we call them "WEINERS"???
If all MEN were WOMEN, then
all WOMEN would be SLUTS!!!
"Takin land from the Natives
was easy! We crossed the sea with a JUG and a GUN. We softened em up with
the JUG and polished em off with the GUN! (Willie Nelson)
Scientists now say that children
who are breast fed longer grow up to have higher IQ's. So Ladies, the next
time your man starts to reach for your bossom, Understand that he's merely
trying to expand his Scholastic Capabilities. It would be selfish of you
to deny his a chance at a better education!!
Is it against the law to shoot
a COMPUTER???
Why is everybody dying on
me???
Why can't we all just get
along? BECAUSE THE WORLD IS FULL OF ASSHOLES. No brained big mouthed jerks
trying to destroy us all with their Ignorance. You all know who I'm talking
about. Everyone knows that one bigot or Cheauvanist who doesn't know any
better!!! (I'll tell you a secret; If you don't know someone who fits this
description; IT IS PROBABLY YOU!!!)
I'll tell you what! My brain is fried from thinking so much. Why don't you come back another time and see What else I have to complain about!!! Until then you can just go back to my homepage! Thank you for Reading!