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text = (text +"You will experience great sex within "+form.input1.value+" days of receiving this letter, provided you "+form.input2.value+" on it.
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text = (text +"This is no joke. Send copies to "+form.input3.value+" who need to get laid within "+form.input4.value+" hours.
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text = (text +"After she passed this letter on, a "+form.input5.value+" got her "+form.input6.value+" stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series of orgasms of her life.
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text = (text +""+form.input7.value+" tried to pick up a prostitute, but, because she broke the chain, she was picked up by the police instead. When they searched her home, they found pictures of "+form.input8.value+", which they showed to her neighbors.
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text = (text +"In a suburb of "+form.input9.value+", "+form.input10.value+"'s trousers were ripped by an "+form.input11.value+" erection, "+form.input12.value+" days after failing to circulate the letter. However, before this happened, a condom machine gave him three "+form.input13.value+" for the price of one.
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text = (text +"In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in a "+form.input14.value+" was faded and barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied to her. She promised herself she would "+form.input2.value+" on the letter and send it on, but she put it aside to do later. She was plagued with problems including "+form.input16.value+" and other venereal diseases she contracted in her futile attempts to find "+form.input17.value+" in a singles bar. The letter did not leave her "+form.input18.value+"s in 96 hours. She finally typed the letter and found a man with a "+form.input19.value+"-inch penis.
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text = (text +"You must distribute at least "+form.input20.value+" copies within 96 hours of receiving this letter. Those who do not will be doomed to having sex with "+form.input21.value+"
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