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text = (text +"");
text = (text +"My name is "+form.input1.value +" "+form.input2.value +" ... Amateur Proctologist. It is my hobby to explore the far reaches of the anus and ponder one of life's most perplexing mysteries - "Just how in the heck did he get that up there!" I have a "+form.input3.value +" tale to tell, so listen up!
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text = (text +"It was a "+form.input4.value +" night, many years ago. Business was exceptional. That week alone I had excavated three "+form.input5.value +", a small "+form.input6.value +", and a "+form.input7.value +" from the behinds of those in distress. Then came the goldmine.
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text = (text +"Enter "+form.input8.value +", a "+form.input9.value +" man weighing approximately "+form.input10.value +" pounds. "I have trouble, Sir" he says, "It seems there is a Civil War going on in my butt." "You are very witty my friend!" I replied. That is when I heard a cannon blast in the distance. I was going to have to go in.
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text = (text +"I suited up in my "+form.input11.value +" custom body condom, complete with a lovely pattern consisting of little "+form.input12.value +"ing "+form.input13.value +"s wearing "+form.input14.value +" tutus. You never know when you'll meet that special someone in the tokus. I lubed up with "+form.input15.value +" oil and dove in.
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text = (text +"Not one step through the sphincter did I get before I was pummeled by a flying "+form.input16.value +". It was war indeed. But who were these creatures? Suddenly, A winged-"+form.input17.value +" flew round my head and landed on my shoulder. "Quickly! We must run for cover! Before the "+form.input18.value +" tapeworms of "+form.input19.value +" kill us all!" And run we did.
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text = (text +"
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