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text = (text +"");
text = (text +"Why if it isn't "+form.input1.value+" in the flesh! I'm such a huge fan. Can I share something with you? This friend of mine, "+form.input2.value+", who makes a living as a "+form.input3.value+", well anyway, she used to say to anyone who'd listen that your face bore an uncanny resemblance to the private bits of a "+form.input4.value+". Personally, I think you're slicker than a pail full of "+form.input5.value+"s!
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text = (text +"Could I have your autograph? "+form.input2.value+" is never going to believe this! She had you all wrong, comparing you to a bucket of rotting "+form.input6.value+".
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text = (text +"I heard somewhere that some aunt of yours was an ex-con who grew up in "+form.input7.value+". She wasn't? Boy, you just can't believe anything you read anymore can you?
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text = (text +"All the fan websites say you keep a dead "+form.input8.value+" under your bed. And it's all over the net that you had some 'work' done. I'd love to see the before and after shots. I mean, not too many people in my circle get their "+form.input9.value+" removed. Wow, that's nasty! Up close what's left of your "+form.input9.value+" kind of looks like it got mangled in a "+form.input10.value+"ing accident.
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text = (text +"Look, it's not every day I meet someone famous. Let me buy you a drink. So, what's your poison? Pardon? That's what I thought you said, but I've never hoisted a mug with anyone who actually enjoyed drinking "+form.input11.value+".
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text = (text +"You know, I was about to try to locate the source of the caged "+form.input12.value+" odor, but that's your cologne, isn't it? What's it called? Essence of Rancid "+form.input13.value+"?
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text = (text +"Looks like "+form.input2.value+" was right, you are a flaming "+form.input14.value+". Well, there's no need to be rude, I didn't say it she did. Is this how you talk to your fans?
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text = (text +"Look, don't bother calling your security goons, I'm leaving. Bad timing on your part. I'm going to be on TV next week telling "+form.input15.value+" all about meeting you and what you're really like. My pal "+form.input2.value+" is the one right over there with the video camera. Pleasure meeting you, although you might want to look into some anger management classes. One more thing though, "+form.input16.value+"!
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text = (text +"
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