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| 625's 'HOW TO MAKE A SANDWICH FOR DUMMIES' |
| Rule 1: To make a good sandwich, you must have a sandwich-making passion. You must LOVE the sandwich. PRESENT your sandwich socks. BE the sandwich. 1. Take two pieces of clean and un-used bread and set them out apart. (You may remove crusts if neccessary.) 2. Take out mayonaise, a tomato, and lettuce. 3. Neatly, and safely, using a non-sharp knife while you are in a state of sure sanity, and not listening to 'It's A Small World', smooth a good amount of mayo onto one piece of bread. 4. Chop a tomato in half, and that half into slices, and layer the tomato on top of the mayo. 5. Add 3 leaves of lettuce neatly, and salt and pepper. 6. Add other piece of bread on top. 7. Voila! Now hand your creation to me! HEY! I SAID HAND IT OVER!! |
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