Dan the Man
and
Bruce's SECOND Biggest Fan
Daniel Obadire Trumpton Cayzer was born, educated and later lived quite peacefully in a skip behind Clacton-On-Sea's local 8 till Late shop. Having mixed interests in beards, zenophobia and dendrophelia (the unnatural carnal desire of trees), young Mr.Cayzer began quite early to gather a group of like minded men around him. This became a melting pot of ideas, then a philosophy, later a religion and finally a full blown cult with several members taking the lives of their own pets as sacrifice to the great egg shaped being they believed dwelled in the murky puddle of the doomed sky. Disgusted that his, once humble, ideas had caused such random acts of nonsense, Dan moved from the skip and ended up in the ramshackled dope dens of Trumpton. Once here, his habitual use of toilet duck as a hangover cure and the loss of his friend, Dicky McGuffin, to the dreaded knee virus of '93 caused him to become dissenchanted with his own aura, which he ceramoniously shed and began to realise that he was much lighter and could walk with greater ease. It was this stark revelation that was to lead him into the arms and breasts of one Madam Shazaam, a part time spoon bender and legalised theif who was enthralled by Dan's ready charm, easy wit and detachable shins. The pair were to be seen enjoying candal lit meals in abandoned gas works at the hope of some excitement and ritually skinning dogs for their fur and for considerable profit.
The money gained was to give Dan his chance to escape, taking what little clothing, dental apparatus and lard that he could find, he headed west where he was going to find a new frontier and indeed and entire new way of life.
Pitching his tent in the sunnier climbs of High Wycombe, he found some like minded sprogs who had dreamt of fame and all the trappings that come with vast bundles of cash. To this end they set out on many creative ventures, some involving cheese as a contraceptive devise and some utilising the homegrown healing properties of dung. In fact whatever they turned their attentions to, it would always prove successful and so feeling finally settled, Daniel Cayzer bought himself a sizeable patch of turf and there he remains to this day, selling large wooden carved phallises and reciting endless Chaucian verse to his pony, Ted.
Without Mr.Cayzer the truth and humour behind Zombie! could not have been fully realised, he always will be and shall remain, quite honestly, himself.
The Shambling Years -
AUTUMN MUSIC VIDEO
As Co-Creator, Cameraman, Co-Director and Star.
A music video, produced for univeristy, of one of Jon X's songs 'AUTUMN'. Telling the story of a old-fashioned shambler taking on the modern world with a vengance. Dan portrayed a town youth turned shambolic angel in this surreal, but steaped in religious undertones, video-musical spectacular.
JON'S FISHING ADVENTURE
As Co-Creator, Cameraman, Co-Director and Star.
A quaint documentary about a bored hobo who decides to take up the shambling pursuit of river fishing, helped and hindered by his compadre Simon. One on of their many adventures they come across the mythical Trout Boy (Dan), who far from Skegness, pines for his nothern coastal home and is on the run from the secret service for fiddling with fish.
THE SHAMBLING DETECTIVE
As Guest Star and Cameraman.
DAN is the murderer out to infultrate Oscar and Lucky's close circle and kill their look-a-likes.
ZOMBIE! 2003-2005
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