Oh My God!
Date Posted: July 13, 2002
Author: Unknown

At the beginning of the semester, my roommate and I got into a discussion about the wildest things we had ever done. My life being rather boring, my roommate did most of the talking.

She told me about a terrible experience she had that knocked me half out of my bed when I heard it. Knowing what a sick sense of humor most college students have, I thought you would all appreciate this as well. I asked my roommate if I could write it up. She didn't mind as long as I didn't use her name, so here it is.

An anonymous girl, let's call her Mary, is a junior in college attending school in Quezon City. Like all College students, she was wrapped up in the partying and the wildness college life has to offer. Mary is a Computer Science major and always has a lot of work to do on her computer. So, when she's not out having a good time, she'll be working her butt off designing computer programs and installing software.

Having recently broken up with her boyfriend, she was home alone on a Friday night for the first time in the three years they had been dating. Feeling sad, alone and depressed, she decided to make a new homepage. While she was playing on the Net, she decided to get on to a chat line.

Being the wild psycho she is, she logged on a sex line. Over the line, she met a guy who identified himself as "Eddie." She started playing with him, gave him a false name of "Katie," and started getting into details about what she would like to do to him with her tongue. He responded by telling her to picture herself being naked while his hands ran over every square inch of her body. Soon they were having cyber sex. This went on for a while, and then she got off the line agreeing to meet him back on line the following night.

Saturday night rolls around and Mary, as 'Katie,' is on line with Eddie again. They became even closer this night, and continued like this for a week. At the end of the week, they started talking about other things and got into very intimate issues and feelings. They became close, exchanging details about their lives, but Mary didn't tell Eddie she was in college, because she was afraid of sounding like an immature college girl. She felt guilty but, after a few weeks, she found she really liked this guy.

The virtual relationship carried on like his for months, and the months turned into a year. By the end of the year they had exchanged their most intimate thoughts, but had never even spoken on the phone. They were afraid of ruining the mystery. "Katie" & Eddie had done everything sexually possible over the Net.

They were affectionate as well, waiting for the day that they could someday be together. Finally, the time had come: they had to meet each other. They didn't care about age or looks, but only for each other.

Eddie told Mary he thought she could be his next wife. Mary was wary at first, but decided she didn't care how old or ugly he might be. She loved him and he was the only one she could feel comfortable with. They planned a trip to meet in Boracay.

They were finally going to see each other, and spend the weekend together. As Mary didn't want the hassle of trying to recognize someone she had never seen, she said, "Why don't you just get a room? We'll meet there, and that way there will be no mistake." Eddie agreed. Mary showed up at the resort first, and checked in, telling the desk lady to hold a key for the next party.

She then went up to the room. Wanting things to be special, she lit some candles and put on some music. She stripped naked and climbed into bed under the covers, deciding to surprise Eddie when he got there. The lights were out and the mood was right; then she heard a key in the door.

She heard someone walk in and around the corner. She whispered, "Eddie?" A voice replied, "Katie?" "Yes,"she said.

He fumbled for the light, and turned it on to see Mary on the bed FULLY NAKED before him.

Then the next thing heard around the room were two blood-curdling screams.

Mary covered herself up, and in her most humiliated voice said,

"DAD?!"

Think of what you would do in this situation.
Now realize this really did happen.
Their lives will never be the same.