*Says: Welcome to the Daily Show!
*Pulls at his tie and makes a funny noise
*Makes a funny noise
*Has a blue script in his hand
*Doodles on the blue script
*Says: Whhaaaa?
*Comments on the hardships of being a Jew
*Claws or bites at the graphics (give yourself an extra swig here)
*Yells randomly
*Makes a random comment
*Tells the viewers: I got nothin'
*Says the audience is high, as are the television viewers
*Arches his eyebrow
*Makes an odd facial expression when the camera cuts back to him
*Says: And here's your moment of Zen
*Goes off topic in interview
*Arches his eyebrow
*Laughs evily
*Says: Jon
*Says something random
*Says something random (IE: "Like I'm a magical fake news elf")
*Pretends he doesn't have a hair problem
*Gets riled up
*Yells while pointing his finger
*Is sarcastic
*The Green Screen blacks out for a moment (take an extra swig for this!)
*The graphics are based on a popular movie...tv...etc (IE: Martha Stuwart and her being: Illegally Blonde)
*Jon shakes hands with his guest
*The guest leaves immediatly after the interview
*The crowd boos
*The crowd laughs
*You laugh
