| Animals I find funny |
| Goats |
| Haha, goats. I don't know exactly what I find funny about goats. Maybe it's the horns, maybe it's the fact that they smell like shit. Maybe it's the fact that people drink the stuff that comes out of their nipples, maybe it's the fact that there's people sick enough to find these animals sexually attractive. Maybe it's the fact that they go "BAHHHHH!" It's probably every single one of those that makes the mere thought of goats make me chuckle, at least on the inside. Goats are just plain funny, especially when people train them as "seeing eye goats" and you see them in the grocery store helping a blind lady put food in her cart. |
| Pigs |
| Pigs are great. They run around eating slop and snorting. What's not to laugh about? I love their nose, it's just too damn funny. To top it off, they have the little curly tail. Everytime I see it, I remember an episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer keeps pulling on a pigs tail saying "curly...straight...curly...straight" |
| Monkeys |
| Donkeys |
| Dancing Bananas |
| Reindeer |
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| Monkeys are awesome. They're just so people like. They run around, they can use a toilet, and you can teach them sign language. I wish I had a pet monkey. I'd dress it in a diaper push it around in a carriage. People would think it's a baby until they actually look at it. Any way you look at it, monkeys are the shizznit |
| I've always found donkeys to be incredibly funny, and I don't really know why. I think it's the long ears. The donkey from Shrek doesn't hurt either, though. Whatever the reason, I can't help but laugh whenever I see a Midget riding a donkey to the store. |
| I know that the dancing banana isn't exactly an animal, but I mean, c'mon, how can you not at least smile whenever you see it's constant, repetitive dancing. I wish I knew why it was dancing. It's one of life's mysteries. Now, look into the dancing banana. You're getting sleepy...very sleepy...the next time you see Jon, you will give him money... |
| Riendeer are always those things that I wish I could've seen when I was a little kid. The closest I ever got though was when I saw this guy dressed up like a reindeer, and I thought he was the boogey man. Looking back on it, it seems kinda dumb, but I mean, c'mon, it was a man with horns covered in chains. I'm sure people really thought that would just cheer little kids up. Many think reindeer are magical, but the only thing I've ever seen them do is stand around and take a shit...Magical my ass... |