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"Hi! I'm just one of the many hot young goats available at Jono loves Goats.com. Just $15 a month, goat fans"
JOIN TODAY!!!!!!

Ten thousand goat fans can't be wrong. Jono Loves Goats.com is the ONLY choice for high impact HOT goat related shenanigans. Hosted by legendary goat lover Jono, this trip into the delightful and mysterious world of sweaty goat love is a must for any discerning goat enthusiast. Whether its the feisty mountain goat or the homely British farm goat that catches your eye, you are sure to find the requisite goat pictures that you want... no, that you NEED.

For just fifteen dollars a month, not only will you be able to download from our extensive pictures archive, but you will also be able to:

* Hear real life bleating in our MP3 section

* Watch mountain goats leap from crag to rocky crag in our MPEG and AVI section

* Take a virtual tour of Jono's goat harem.

Don't want to take our word for it? Then listen to our goats opinions - or scroll down and hear from Jono himself.
"Baaa! Hi, I'm Misty. You can see me leaping around in fields and chewing on my mistresses' laundry. Baaaa!"

HOT GOATS!!!!

$15!!!!
"Baaa! Hey there, I'm Nancy. I'm old and experienced, and the best milker in the pen. Baaa!!"
And now, a word from Jono, owner of Jono Loves Goats.com...

"I love goats, who doesn't? I tried to mask my desire with daliances with monkeys and chinchillas, but to no avail. Goats are the greatest animals on earth. Powerful like a gorilla, and yet soft and yielding like the underbelly of a Water Vole. I have longed for many years to construct this website, a homepage for all those people who, like me, have looked across a deserted farmyard and seen, through dewy and squinting eyes, a lone goat bleating in a corner. This website is for that goat. This website is for me, looking at that goat in wonderment. Come, my friends... enjoy the goats that I have provided. Subscribe now, and receive a free months membership to any of my sister websites: Marmoset World, Bush Baby Afficianado, Mandrill Moments or World of Tapirs.com."

Respect the Goats!

Jono (Webmaster)
"Baaa! I'm Tracey. I'm very young, and quite shy. But you can see all of me first at Jono Loves Goats.com. Baaaa!"
"Baaaa!!! I'm Anya, from the old Soviet Union. I have been told that there is much money to be made at Master Jono's web page. Huzzah! Now my brothers and sisters will eat! Baaaa!!!!"

This website is a joke, nice people at geocities who will no doubt shut this page before anyone has a chance to laugh at it in the manner that it was intended for. All the best Jono, I'll miss taking the piss out of you on a daily basis, Forest Boy.

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