Yo mama is so fat that when she put on her BVD's, they spelled 'boulevard'.
Yo mama is so rank that she used Secret, and it told on her.
Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.
The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!
Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the other side of her yet!
Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on asprin.
Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she get an estimate.
Yo mama is so big she makes Moby Dick look like a tic-tac.
Yo' mama so fat, she sat in a monster truck turned it into a lowrider!
Yo mama's so fat, when she rides her motorcycle by law she has to put two red rags in her back pockets and a sign on her back that says 'Oversize load.'
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!
Yo' mama is so fat, her nickname is Dammmmnnnn!
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!
Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah yelled out the window, ''We only need one of those!''
Yo' mama so fat, she trims her nose hair with a weed whacker!
Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"
Yo' mama so fat, her panty lines look like a road map!