Interview With Josh
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: hey josh, what's up?
SaSqUaTcH 23: nutin how bout you?
SaSqUaTcH 23: stupid summer school bites
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: bored as hell. hoping i'll be entertained by this interview.
SaSqUaTcH 23: just got out though whoohoo!!!!!!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: really? were you forced to go?
SaSqUaTcH 23: aight
SaSqUaTcH 23: yes
SaSqUaTcH 23: FORCED
SaSqUaTcH 23: wait
SaSqUaTcH 23: FORCED!!!!!!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What classes did you take?
SaSqUaTcH 23: sum stupid html class
SaSqUaTcH 23: the teacher talked too much
SaSqUaTcH 23: i learned tooo little
SaSqUaTcH 23: and now i wish i was slepping
SaSqUaTcH 23: for all of you who cannot see my icon its a guy sleeping
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: but aren't you rejoicing now that you're out of that class?
SaSqUaTcH 23: rejoicing is not the word
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: then what is.
SaSqUaTcH 23: praising the lord almighty is the word
SaSqUaTcH 23: um
SaSqUaTcH 23: the words
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol ok
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: josh, which celebrity do you drool over the most
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: do your eyes bulge out at
SaSqUaTcH 23: J LO!!!!!!!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: really!
SaSqUaTcH 23: she is sooo hot!!!!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: heart shape eyes?
SaSqUaTcH 23: uh
SaSqUaTcH 23: no
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: okay, just lustful eyes?
SaSqUaTcH 23: yes
SaSqUaTcH 23: very lustful
SaSqUaTcH 23: whoever sys she aint hot is a retard
SaSqUaTcH 23: i dun care if your my friend you are a retard
SaSqUaTcH 23: or either that
SaSqUaTcH 23: or you have a feeble cock
SaSqUaTcH 23: hehe
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i see, which teacher have you had do you think scarred your life the most?
SaSqUaTcH 23: i always call evan that
SaSqUaTcH 23: mrs. vorbau
SaSqUaTcH 23: scary ass teacher
SaSqUaTcH 23: all the peeps who went to southbay (now closing) knows
SaSqUaTcH 23: she used to yell at you
SaSqUaTcH 23: everyday
SaSqUaTcH 23: no one broke a rule
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: can you compare a teacher to the king's academy to her?
SaSqUaTcH 23: um
SaSqUaTcH 23: thinking
SaSqUaTcH 23: MR.
SaSqUaTcH 23: l
SaSqUaTcH 23: l
SaSqUaTcH 23: comes to mind
SaSqUaTcH 23: well hes not scary
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh thank god, i knew you would utter that name. we were on a streak.
SaSqUaTcH 23: but he is weird
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: yeah he can be scary.
SaSqUaTcH 23: i dint say his name!!!!
SaSqUaTcH 23: i can not utter those words through my mouth
SaSqUaTcH 23: for it tastes bad
SaSqUaTcH 23: {scratches head}
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: even better, i have not had an intervewie despise him this much.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: was ms vorbaut fat?
SaSqUaTcH 23: i dont despise him
SaSqUaTcH 23: hes just boring
SaSqUaTcH 23: no
SaSqUaTcH 23: she was
SaSqUaTcH 23: not
SaSqUaTcH 23: but i bet she was like mr lanning in one way
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: how boring?
SaSqUaTcH 23: she looked like a man
SaSqUaTcH 23: anyways
SaSqUaTcH 23: thats what scared you
SaSqUaTcH 23: not here pronunciation of things in french
SaSqUaTcH 23: not her wierd loooking glasses
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: she looked like a man! ms henry?!!?
SaSqUaTcH 23: her appearence
SaSqUaTcH 23: i dint say ms henry
SaSqUaTcH 23: but mrs vorbau looked a lot like her
SaSqUaTcH 23: just not asian
SaSqUaTcH 23: {shudders}\
SaSqUaTcH 23: thats inhuman
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What other teachers have intimidated you...poor josh.
SaSqUaTcH 23: sicking the same type of teacher on one poor boys soul
SaSqUaTcH 23: ive not been intimidated just bored yelled at lectured
SaSqUaTcH 23: i was a bad boy when i was at southbay
SaSqUaTcH 23: not that bad
SaSqUaTcH 23: but pretty bad
SaSqUaTcH 23: sniff bad memories
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What did you do?
SaSqUaTcH 23: {wipes tear from eye}
SaSqUaTcH 23: sry to mich guisti
SaSqUaTcH 23: but me colin and justin niu and justin li ganged up on him
SaSqUaTcH 23: and picked on him
SaSqUaTcH 23: we needed all three of us just to annoy him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: how mean! but he is like taller than all of you guys put together
SaSqUaTcH 23: i know
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what did you guys do.
SaSqUaTcH 23: but some how he was a gentle booger eating giant
SaSqUaTcH 23: we were bad
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: he ate boogers?
SaSqUaTcH 23: we made it to the principals office one day for getting into a "gang war"
SaSqUaTcH 23: yes
SaSqUaTcH 23: he ate boogers
SaSqUaTcH 23: us
SaSqUaTcH 23: me colin justins vs him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: colin moyer?
SaSqUaTcH 23: yes
SaSqUaTcH 23: colin moyer
SaSqUaTcH 23: me and him go way back
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: he went to southbay?!
SaSqUaTcH 23: but me and him arent alke anymore
SaSqUaTcH 23: yes
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: sigh.
SaSqUaTcH 23: he went to southbay
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: do you look forward to highschool at king's.
SaSqUaTcH 23: um
SaSqUaTcH 23: yes
SaSqUaTcH 23: fly honeys hopefully
SaSqUaTcH 23: but uh
SaSqUaTcH 23: lots of pressure
SaSqUaTcH 23: cuz i got asian parents
SaSqUaTcH 23: all you asians know what im talking bout
SaSqUaTcH 23: {talk like a robot} must get into university!
SaSqUaTcH 23: jonny knows what i mean
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Yes ofcourse.
SaSqUaTcH 23: aight
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What do you think of TKA?
SaSqUaTcH 23: next q
SaSqUaTcH 23: its a good school
SaSqUaTcH 23: but not a lot of courses
SaSqUaTcH 23: and um\
SaSqUaTcH 23: good enviroment
SaSqUaTcH 23: but!!!
SaSqUaTcH 23: no good courses
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: sigh
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What courses would you add?
SaSqUaTcH 23: and no fly hunnies
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: sex ed?
SaSqUaTcH 23: um
SaSqUaTcH 23: no thanks to aaron
SaSqUaTcH 23: i dont need to take that class
SaSqUaTcH 23: i would take
SaSqUaTcH 23: for all of you who know me
SaSqUaTcH 23: i wanna take japanese
SaSqUaTcH 23: and um
SaSqUaTcH 23: i dunno
SaSqUaTcH 23: anywhere else i would be a honor student
SaSqUaTcH 23: but nope not here
SaSqUaTcH 23: sigh
SaSqUaTcH 23: next
SaSqUaTcH 23: i wanna get off this subject
SaSqUaTcH 23: sniff
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what do you aspire to be
SaSqUaTcH 23: a person wo makes a lot of the green
SaSqUaTcH 23: the dollars ballers
SaSqUaTcH 23: greenbacks
SaSqUaTcH 23: moola
SaSqUaTcH 23: cash
SaSqUaTcH 23: dough
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: doing what though
SaSqUaTcH 23: good stuff
SaSqUaTcH 23: um
SaSqUaTcH 23: something high
SaSqUaTcH 23: i dun really care
SaSqUaTcH 23: as long i dont get hella pissed offf and blow someones head off with my gun
SaSqUaTcH 23: or run someone over
SaSqUaTcH 23: anything that would get me in jail
SaSqUaTcH 23: should be avoided
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: maybe J. Lo's publicist? if she is still around.
SaSqUaTcH 23: uh
SaSqUaTcH 23: she would be saggy
SaSqUaTcH 23: shes 30 rite now
SaSqUaTcH 23: so lets see
SaSqUaTcH 23: she would be my moms age
SaSqUaTcH 23: yuck
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: saggy! how rude. lol
SaSqUaTcH 23: bad picture
SaSqUaTcH 23: yuck
SaSqUaTcH 23: ima gag
SaSqUaTcH 23: she willl be
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what do you spend most of your time at home doing
SaSqUaTcH 23: you can tell she dont wear a bra
SaSqUaTcH 23: um
SaSqUaTcH 23: lemme think
SaSqUaTcH 23: if you read the seventh grade year book
SaSqUaTcH 23: it should say
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: well in some pictures she doesn't wear a bra. like that green tropical dress...
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: it look good now
SaSqUaTcH 23: but alter her sisters are gonna touch the floor
SaSqUaTcH 23: later*
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: is that humanly possible?'
SaSqUaTcH 23: na what i meen?
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: it is humanly possible
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i mean. no matter how long you stretch it, the volume will still be the same
SaSqUaTcH 23: but something wit tits to the gtround
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: pretty soon it will look like strings hanging to the ground
SaSqUaTcH 23: that aint human
SaSqUaTcH 23: volume no change but skin stretch
SaSqUaTcH 23: rite
SaSqUaTcH 23: uh please
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what's your most embarrassing moment, ever?
SaSqUaTcH 23: i dun wanna think about j los boobs sagging
SaSqUaTcH 23: rite now
SaSqUaTcH 23: my most embarrasing
SaSqUaTcH 23: um\
SaSqUaTcH 23: why did you ask me this
SaSqUaTcH 23: i should smack my bitch up
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: so you can be embarrassed more when the whole world reads it
SaSqUaTcH 23: go prodigy on you
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: is it too embarrassing, josh?
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea my most embarrasing moment is when jonny asked me
SaSqUaTcH 23: and i told him
SaSqUaTcH 23: aight i tell you
SaSqUaTcH 23: when i was little i went to a party
SaSqUaTcH 23: and i needed to go to the bathroom
SaSqUaTcH 23: and take a shizel
SaSqUaTcH 23: but my grndpa is taking a shizel
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: wait, was it like a birthday party? or like a real party with the drinking and drugs
SaSqUaTcH 23: so
SaSqUaTcH 23: no
SaSqUaTcH 23: my parents
SaSqUaTcH 23: and my grandpa drinks and takes drugs
SaSqUaTcH 23: you feeble cock
SaSqUaTcH 23: geez
SaSqUaTcH 23: so
SaSqUaTcH 23: going on wit the story
SaSqUaTcH 23: so i waited
SaSqUaTcH 23: but there was a line
SaSqUaTcH 23: and my grandpa moves slow
SaSqUaTcH 23: so i waited
SaSqUaTcH 23: and i was goin
SaSqUaTcH 23: ah
SaSqUaTcH 23: and going geez!!!!!
SaSqUaTcH 23: and my dad came by and said whats the matter
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh ouch, in your pants!!!
SaSqUaTcH 23: and i said i wanted to go to bathroom
SaSqUaTcH 23: and he said JUMP up and down
SaSqUaTcH 23: so in a desperation i jumped but my muscles are too weak and couldnt take it
SaSqUaTcH 23: so i crapped in my pants
SaSqUaTcH 23: in front of the guests
SaSqUaTcH 23: i was sooo embarassed
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: crapped!
SaSqUaTcH 23: that cried
SaSqUaTcH 23: yes
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: gross. did it fall out on the floor
SaSqUaTcH 23: took a shit
SaSqUaTcH 23: shizeled
SaSqUaTcH 23: nope
SaSqUaTcH 23: it felt warm
SaSqUaTcH 23: and smooshie
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: gross.
SaSqUaTcH 23: yep
SaSqUaTcH 23: groos exactly
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: how old were you
SaSqUaTcH 23: so any more bad memories you wanna bring up?
SaSqUaTcH 23: like 7
SaSqUaTcH 23: or 8
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: that is brutally embarrassing. i'm sorry josh
SaSqUaTcH 23: i tolded you
SaSqUaTcH 23: you bastard
SaSqUaTcH 23: geez
SaSqUaTcH 23: just so you know i only swear when im pissed
SaSqUaTcH 23: and now im pised you bastard
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: haha those memories piss you off?
SaSqUaTcH 23: no
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: or i piss you off for bringing up those painful memories
SaSqUaTcH 23: the fact that you wanna jog them back to life again
SaSqUaTcH 23: bastard
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: well maybe you could have chosen a not so embarassing one.
SaSqUaTcH 23: futher mucker
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok one two three, let all the anger out
SaSqUaTcH 23: you said most
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: in a paragraph of profanity
SaSqUaTcH 23: you fucking bastard ima tie your balls to a car and start it and then ima feed you electricated balls to wild animals!!!!!!!!
SaSqUaTcH 23: ok im good
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok great, we can move on now.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: that always helps.
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: cussing out your friends
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what do you describe yourself as?
SaSqUaTcH 23: um short asian dude with nice personality and cute face
SaSqUaTcH 23: {smiles}
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: aww. lol
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: now is that what you want others to see you as also?
SaSqUaTcH 23: ima grow taller though
SaSqUaTcH 23: nope
SaSqUaTcH 23: i dun realli care what you think of me
SaSqUaTcH 23: if you thinkima a punk
SaSqUaTcH 23: well i think you s bastard
SaSqUaTcH 23: thats that
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh isee.
SaSqUaTcH 23: good
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what do you think others view you as though?
SaSqUaTcH 23: um short asian guy
SaSqUaTcH 23: whos funny
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea and a good friend
SaSqUaTcH 23: thats bout it
SaSqUaTcH 23: but i know tim hates me
SaSqUaTcH 23: tim liu
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: i know he hates me
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: why??
SaSqUaTcH 23: uh
SaSqUaTcH 23: i think its becuz hes one of lannings soldiers
SaSqUaTcH 23: and i talk too much
SaSqUaTcH 23: and he like lanning
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: soldiers! haha, more like big people that can relate to him, but can run faster to catch the people lanning want to kill.
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: oo
SaSqUaTcH 23: henchmen
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: hit men
SaSqUaTcH 23: ass ass ins
SaSqUaTcH 23: yep
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: thats a good way to remember how to spell assassin.
SaSqUaTcH 23: yep
SaSqUaTcH 23: thats how i remember it
SaSqUaTcH 23: hehe
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: to get double ass action, you need to have an ins
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: anyways.
SaSqUaTcH 23: they should take their ass ass or assess and shove it in
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: have you ever been bribed by lanning?
SaSqUaTcH 23: nope
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: dont worry, and dont get pissed off, because it happens to the best of us.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ::sigh::
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: his cheap ways with candy
SaSqUaTcH 23: just annoyed the hell outta him for candy
SaSqUaTcH 23: hes all ill give you candy if you dont drive me crazy today
SaSqUaTcH 23: and i say
SaSqUaTcH 23: i neva drive you crazy
SaSqUaTcH 23: hehe
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i see, is there an animal in the world that fits your character?
SaSqUaTcH 23: um yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: lemme thnk
SaSqUaTcH 23: um cheetah
SaSqUaTcH 23: i seee i go after it
SaSqUaTcH 23: zoom!!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: so you're fast?
SaSqUaTcH 23: i like something ill go at it with hella speed
SaSqUaTcH 23: no
SaSqUaTcH 23: not fast
SaSqUaTcH 23: but quick
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i see.
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: theres a dif
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lets see. do you believe in love at first sight
SaSqUaTcH 23: um
SaSqUaTcH 23: love at first site
SaSqUaTcH 23: no
SaSqUaTcH 23: cuz you love the looks
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lets see, what are the bases for you?
SaSqUaTcH 23: but how do you know if she has a good personality
SaSqUaTcH 23: bases?
SaSqUaTcH 23: if she hella hot
SaSqUaTcH 23: well she aint gonna be a hot granny
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Yeah 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, and home base. what do you think they are.
SaSqUaTcH 23: 1st
SaSqUaTcH 23: hmm
SaSqUaTcH 23: a kiss
SaSqUaTcH 23: not like a peck
SaSqUaTcH 23: but lp to lip
SaSqUaTcH 23: couple secs
SaSqUaTcH 23: second base
SaSqUaTcH 23: peek see
SaSqUaTcH 23: and third marrage
SaSqUaTcH 23: and then home
SaSqUaTcH 23: the good stuff
SaSqUaTcH 23: welll marriage
SaSqUaTcH 23: might not come before the sex
SaSqUaTcH 23: if im in love with this girl then ima hit her
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: haha i see
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: so josh is not saving his virginity
SaSqUaTcH 23: nope
SaSqUaTcH 23: dont need to
SaSqUaTcH 23: usually when you get married you are in love
SaSqUaTcH 23: if you are in love before you are marired
SaSqUaTcH 23: then its okay toi get busy
SaSqUaTcH 23: na meen?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what does na meen mean?
SaSqUaTcH 23: you know what i mean?
SaSqUaTcH 23: say it out loud
SaSqUaTcH 23: its just some josh slang
SaSqUaTcH 23: like shizel
SaSqUaTcH 23: thats my word fo shit
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol ok
SaSqUaTcH 23: if you dont understand some of my slang then ask me
SaSqUaTcH 23: like fizzing the juice
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: do you have any special talents or skills
SaSqUaTcH 23: uh
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: i got wierd eyes
SaSqUaTcH 23: i can cross them
SaSqUaTcH 23: loop the when they are crossed
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: nice nice
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok josh, lets move onto the topic
of your choice
SaSqUaTcH 23: aight
SaSqUaTcH 23: my topic is your topic!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i see.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lets talk about 8th grade
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what are your first memories
when it comes to it
SaSqUaTcH 23: hmm
SaSqUaTcH 23: ima miss all my friends
SaSqUaTcH 23: chilling
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: who were your friends?
SaSqUaTcH 23: big ballin with my homies!!!
SaSqUaTcH 23: you you dolt
SaSqUaTcH 23: and alber
SaSqUaTcH 23: and lori
SaSqUaTcH 23: and aaron
SaSqUaTcH 23: cant name alot
SaSqUaTcH 23: need water
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: sigh, my interviews seem to make
people thirsty...first you go asking for water, and then
shannon goes for coke
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: sigh
SaSqUaTcH 23: actually
SaSqUaTcH 23: i said i need water if i name them all
SaSqUaTcH 23: well thats wht i meant
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok, lets see which class did you
enjoy the most
SaSqUaTcH 23: weird
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: weird?
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: logged on
SaSqUaTcH 23: off
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i see. same here
SaSqUaTcH 23: you
SaSqUaTcH 23: logged on and off
SaSqUaTcH 23: anways
SaSqUaTcH 23: back to interview
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: which class did you start with
SaSqUaTcH 23: i dunno
SaSqUaTcH 23: didnt get schedule
SaSqUaTcH 23: suks
SaSqUaTcH 23: gimme!!!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i meant last year
SaSqUaTcH 23: um
SaSqUaTcH 23: history
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i see, what about bible
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: where all we did was pig out
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: i didnt get to eat lunch
SaSqUaTcH 23: cuz me plays bball
SaSqUaTcH 23: wit the guys ad gals
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: you plays basketball?
SaSqUaTcH 23: yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: you know that!!!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: no, i was just mocking your "me
plays basketball"
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: do you enjoy life, josh??
SaSqUaTcH 23: har har
SaSqUaTcH 23: yes very much
SaSqUaTcH 23: im opptomistic
SaSqUaTcH 23: cuz yea
SaSqUaTcH 23: you dont what might happen
tomorow
SaSqUaTcH 23: you might win a million $$$!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: josh..please..
SaSqUaTcH 23: please
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what would you do for a klondike
bar
SaSqUaTcH 23: um
SaSqUaTcH 23: i would sit down and do nutin
SaSqUaTcH 23: cuz i dun like htem things
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: you don't??
SaSqUaTcH 23: nope
SaSqUaTcH 23: too fattening
