Interview with Football Player from TKA
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: hey larry, i thought i'd interview a
football player from king's new team.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: how is it?
guynamedlarry: it sux man
guynamedlarry: 5 and a half hours a day
guynamedlarry: bitchin
guynamedlarry: with pads and all that
guynamedlarry: whew tough stuff man
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: how is the coach.
guynamedlarry: hes cool, but we got a mean
assistant coach that makes us run like hell
guynamedlarry: like today for example....
guynamedlarry: we were "enthusiatic as he wanted
so he did pucsh ups sit ups and up downs
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: just wondering, is the assistant
coach lanning?
guynamedlarry: push*
guynamedlarry: no
guynamedlarry: well he is one
guynamedlarry: but not the mean one
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: really, what does he teach you. i
am SOO curious
guynamedlarry: lanning is an easy coach
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: that's a given
guynamedlarry: its funny, everything he taught us
the real coaches told us totally different stuff
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: really?? so he contradicts
everything.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: that is so sad, i wonder if the
coaches will kick him out
guynamedlarry: naw, lannings a BIG loveable teddy
bear...
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: really! when did the hate turn into
love?!
guynamedlarry: i dont love him
guynamedlarry: hell i mean he gets on my nerves
guynamedlarry: but other people find room in their
hearts to love him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: how DO they find it????
guynamedlarry: i dunno they must have to look
really hard!
guynamedlarry: cuz i know i cant find the love
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: do you look forward to the
upcoming season?
guynamedlarry: yeah, the games will be fun, but
practice is so god damn tough
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: how many gallons of sweat do
you think you perspire every practice?
guynamedlarry: tons dude, with the helmet on, it
makes u sweat like crazy, at least lannings a push
over and we always convince him for a water break
guynamedlarry: its funny, lannings in charge of the
40-yd dash drill and i would like to see him run it!
guynamedlarry: he makes us do it like 5 times
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: LOL
