u h d f 4: What do you mean then, you feel like her?
jaysorgytoy: you are like Babara Walters and im
like britney spears
jaysorgytoy: lol
u h d f 4: LOL, afraid you'll say something dumb?
jaysorgytoy: not at all
u h d f 4: What do you want to say to all the
Britney-haters out therE?
jaysorgytoy: you all know that you want to be her
jaysorgytoy: she has tits, an ass, and like millions
of dollars
u h d f 4: But in your case, you are her. Right?
jaysorgytoy: no jonathan
jaysorgytoy: i am not
jaysorgytoy: not at all
jaysorgytoy: new question shitface
u h d f 4: Ha, right.
u h d f 4: Haha, would you like to explain to your
readers where the name shitface came from.
jaysorgytoy: wait blondie has to remember
u h d f 4: OK, Let's all pause and hold our breats
for an answer.
jaysorgytoy: oh yeah from journalism class,
damn was that class a bitch
jaysorgytoy: that was where it all started
jaysorgytoy: me and liz laughing uncontrollably
u h d f 4: Oh yes, with that bitchy, ditzy Ms. Garner.
u h d f 4: Speaking of teachers, what do you think of
Mr. Lanning
jaysorgytoy: never forget her
jaysorgytoy: LOL
jaysorgytoy: mr lanning
jaysorgytoy: oh shit
jaysorgytoy: here it goes
jaysorgytoy: he is so mean!!!!
u h d f 4: Yes?
jaysorgytoy: he hates me
u h d f 4: Go on.
u h d f 4: More than mean - cheap.
jaysorgytoy: i think he is a very unstabilized
teacher
jaysorgytoy: and has done so much shit to me
jaysorgytoy: i hate him
u h d f 4: Couldn't have said it better.
jaysorgytoy: he makes me want to puke
jaysorgytoy: no
jaysorgytoy: i mean
u h d f 4: Would you say your life has been
damaged, scarred, by him?
jaysorgytoy: i like wanna put his face on a dart
board and shoot darts
jaysorgytoy: at his face
jaysorgytoy: yes
u h d f 4: Wow, a big target, huh?
jaysorgytoy: lol, yeah
jaysorgytoy: the shit i had to put up with
u h d f 4: Anyways, we can always come back to him, I mean there's so much to say, and so much to see, it can take days.
u h d f 4: Anyways, do you believe in love at first sight?
jaysorgytoy: sorta
jaysorgytoy: well what the fuck- sure why not
u h d f 4: Who do you currently have a big crush on?
jaysorgytoy: jay- ahh yea - jay
jaysorgytoy: oh and this other guy
u h d f 4: The guy model with silver eyeshadow?
jaysorgytoy: he is more than that
u h d f 4: Explain.
jaysorgytoy: i dont know if it is his looks as much as its mere sexual attraction
u h d f 4: Yes?
u h d f 4: Hmm..
u h d f 4: Jay's?
jaysorgytoy: when i look at him i get all quivery and just want to whip his clothes off
u h d f 4: Man, don't I remember you saying it'd be fun to fuck with him in a cave in Afghanistan?
jaysorgytoy: he is dead sexy- simply stunning
jaysorgytoy: BULLSHIT i never said that but hey it would be fun
jaysorgytoy: cave would not be the only place
u h d f 4: Yes you did, I so remember. I had to coax you out of it and tell you all the cons.
u h d f 4: Well of course - for starters.
u h d f 4: You know, I warned you about Osama peaking in.
u h d f 4: Anyways, so currently infatuated with Jay?
jaysorgytoy: i wouldnt say som uch infatuated as much as i am involved
jaysorgytoy: its just something about him
u h d f 4: The silver eyeshadow?
jaysorgytoy: like he is goth sexy- like chain me to the bed with handcuffs and whip me
u h d f 4: Ha, Didn't you hear those reports about how he broke his ex girlfriends' nose?
jaysorgytoy: i told you that dumbass
jaysorgytoy: yes but see maybe she just wasnt good enough for him
u h d f 4: Told me what, this is an interview, we have to make the readers understand.
u h d f 4: Wow, you are seriously in love with him.
u h d f 4: Anyways so just one guy?
jaysorgytoy: no then theres this other guy
jaysorgytoy: he goes to this one school
jaysorgytoy: i can truly say i am infatuated with him
u h d f 4: Oh yes, Freddie Prinze, Jr. look alike?
jaysorgytoy: why yes jonathan you remembered
u h d f 4: You wouldn't be comfortable with telling your embarrassing story to the whoele world right?
jaysorgytoy: i dont care
jaysorgytoy: what stroy
u h d f 4: OK, Share with us.
u h d f 4: You know, how you met him at the supermarket
jaysorgytoy: the one about how my mom fucked up my life with like 5 words
jaysorgytoy: okay here goes..
u h d f 4: OK
jaysorgytoy: so my mom works at this shopping center, where there is a supermarket acrpss the way, so i would go over there and i met this
guy
u h d f 4: Yes.
jaysorgytoy: who was so damn fine, an we talked and he was really nice. So like a week later my mom goes int here
u h d f 4: Heh, yes.
jaysorgytoy: and buys groceries and he is the bagger so when he was bagging her stuff he asked her "Hey is your daughter the one with the
blonde hair"
jaysorgytoy: and she told him yes, and then the worst thing happened
u h d f 4: *Inhale*
jaysorgytoy: he asked my mom how old i was and she told him i was only 12 and the whole thing got fucked up
u h d f 4: *Exhale*, Aww, how sad.
jaysorgytoy: and he never talked to me again *crying*
u h d f 4: Do you want to stop there?
u h d f 4: Seriously? Up to this date...He's never even meeped a word at you?
jaysorgytoy: nope , never
jaysorgytoy: and i havent seen him for like 6 months
jaysorgytoy: i have to tell you the funniest shit
u h d f 4: Sheesh, wow.
u h d f 4: OK
jaysorgytoy: i went out with this guy once, lying about my age of course, but we went out to lunch and so i never talked to him again
u h d f 4: Why?
jaysorgytoy: and i just saw him and he got some chick pregnant
u h d f 4: Seriously.
jaysorgytoy: little fucker
jaysorgytoy: lol
u h d f 4: How old is the dude.
jaysorgytoy: i kid you not
jaysorgytoy: 17
u h d f 4: I believe you.
u h d f 4: OK.
jaysorgytoy: movin on
u h d f 4: Anyways, do you classify yourself as a person in the jock , popular, or nerdy group?
jaysorgytoy: i dont fricken know, all i know is that alot of people in our garde dont like me
jaysorgytoy: and/or think i am a bitch
u h d f 4: Aww, I don't think that.
jaysorgytoy: some of the belief thanks to this little buddy named baxter
u h d f 4: Who does? If it's Lanning, then screw him.
u h d f 4: Heh, Baxter from Journalism, what did he do?
jaysorgytoy: 'you dont know what he did???? jonathan where the hell have you been
u h d f 4: Fill me in.
jaysorgytoy: he called me a slut to my face and said i did shit with guys on the train.. which is so bullshit
jaysorgytoy: i am not one to spread my legs on the train
u h d f 4: What a fucker! Wasn't that a rumor in like october.
u h d f 4: He's probably just jealous he can't get some.
u h d f 4: Wait, so you guys aren't fond friends?
jaysorgytoy: lol dontkid yourself jonathan
u h d f 4: OK I won't.
u h d f 4: Who has it easier, guys or girls?
jaysorgytoy: SHIT guys
jaysorgytoy: no childbirth, no periods, all the pleasure in sex
u h d f 4: What??? There is such thing called a female orgams.
u h d f 4: And is periods always the number one argument for the chicks?
jaysorgytoy: yeah but girls orgasms last like 30 seconds versus guys who can be hard for 5 minutes
jaysorgytoy: lol.. no i say the argument is childbirth
u h d f 4: Um, when a guy is hard it's not an orgasm, and orgasm is when a guy ejaculates, and a guy has to have ten gallons of semen to have an orgasm for 5
minutes.
u h d f 4: Childbirth!
u h d f 4: This is turning into a debate.
jaysorgytoy: thanks for the insight dr. laura no debates just questions continue
u h d f 4: Yes, My role model is Dr. Drew from loveline.
u h d f 4: Ha, j/k
u h d f 4: What is your sexual orientation?
jaysorgytoy: i dont know what orientation means
jaysorgytoy: preference... and or what turns me on
jaysorgytoy: if thats what you mean
u h d f 4: Preference, Gay Straight, Bi
jaysorgytoy: Straight as a board baby
u h d f 4: LOL It's straight as a line.
u h d f 4: Ha, so what turns you on?
jaysorgytoy: guys with black hair tongue rings, tattoos, muscles, blue eyes, tan body big hands big feet
u h d f 4: Black Hair, interesting.
u h d f 4: I see where the big hands/feet is going.
