Interview With Biljana II

Email me your questions for B! They will be featured in her next interview

JoNNyBoyRuLeS: hey biljana, what's up
Makkadumer: nothing much really
Makkadumer: i started an online diary
Makkadumer: just to be funny
Makkadumer: though...
Makkadumer: the content is not verry humorous
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: really? what's the website...let's plug it on my website
Makkadumer: tsk tsk are we turning into howard stern here?
Makkadumer: ah very well...
Makkadumer: freeopendiary.com
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: well, see i desperately need to revamp my website
Makkadumer: diary name Biljana
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i'm losing subscribers
Makkadumer: i see i see
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: help me...you are the godmother of interviews
Makkadumer: well now that the pressures on...
Makkadumer: im not sure if i can handle it
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: well let's be official...do you accept the challenge and burden of holding the ultimate honor of doing this important interview to save my website?
Makkadumer: so long as you don't really expect me to
Makkadumer: sure
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: <inhale>
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: <exhale>
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: let's follow up on our last interview with you
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: the classic interview with biljana
Makkadumer: oh is it a classic now?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: yeah it's a major source of laughter on my website
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: so, last time you joined us...which was a little over half a year ago right...you were saying how you drink too much coffee
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: has much changed?
Makkadumer: yes and no
Makkadumer: i have replaced my need for coffee with the need for alcohol
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh do you want to plug a bar now?
Makkadumer: oh i'm not barhopper...i have my own hip flask thanks
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh hehe
Makkadumer: you see....
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: no drugs still right?
Makkadumer: i find that you deal with situations much better when you aren't sober but rather half-concious
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: any experiences?
Makkadumer: well this right now...
Makkadumer: *burps*
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: dont fall unconscious, ok? let's finish this up
Makkadumer: of course
Makkadumer: im in a bit of a maelstrom
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: yeah i know, i hate being perceptive, but how do people see you know?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: now*
Makkadumer: well apparently they think i this kinky slut...and then the others that still tink im a bitch
Makkadumer: it's kind of cool
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: no! i've heard plenty of people say you are an awesome person after reading your interview
Makkadumer: well im a kinky slut/bitch too!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: how are relationships going then? got a bf?
Makkadumer: i did
Makkadumer: but i failed at yet another relationship
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: aw, who dumped who
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: wait do you want to brief our listeners on who we are talking about?
Makkadumer: i broke up not dumped him
Makkadumer: you mean readers?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh yeah i keep thinking this is a radio show like loveline or stern
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: damn
Makkadumer: if there from kings they know its nathan most likely
Makkadumer: its ok jon
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: <inhale>
Makkadumer: your doing good for an amatuer
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: <exhale>
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol thank you
Makkadumer: no problem
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: do you still hate women? the female species?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: or has that changed?
Makkadumer: but of course
Makkadumer: aahh they anger me
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: how have they wronged you?
Makkadumer: by being a majority of stupid people that I have to be associated with
Makkadumer: whats worse...
Makkadumer: is a man who acts liek a woman
Makkadumer: and i have found...
Makkadumer: that many do
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: any examples of the people you associate with? or would you rather not diss people in interviews like some people...*cough cough* ben, elysse....
Makkadumer: oh well i found that all quite amusing...no i really have noone that i need to discuss with you specifically
Makkadumer: a person is like people and they all suck
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: any men at kings that act like women
Makkadumer: yea at kings it's especially bad...lots of over emotional and sensitive men who don't knwo what they want and pretend they do and are equally vindictive as women
Makkadumer: edit men with little boys
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: very condescending to our TKAers over there.
Makkadumer: i don't mean to be condescending only truthful
Makkadumer: i'm only painting for you the reallity of the matter
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: would you agree that the reality is that many people at TKA are fake?
Makkadumer: no
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: fake little christians?
Makkadumer: no
Makkadumer: well...
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: would you say you are a righteous bible believer
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol
Makkadumer: i don't thhink they consiously make the desicion to be hypocritical they're just confused and dont know any better
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: would you speak from own experience?
Makkadumer: nobosy is truly righteous
Makkadumer: i thiink the majority of the kids at kings just dont knwo any better
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: poor children
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: is Pamela des Barres still your role model?
Makkadumer: do you think cuz you go to public school that you have the right to complacently mock those who don't cuz you feel that you have somehow rid yourself of your ignorance
Makkadumer: cuz that in itself would be pretty ignorant
Makkadumer: yea she is
Makkadumer: more or less
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: no, i'm still ignorant like the rest of you guys more or less
Makkadumer signed off at 7:37:39 PM.

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--INTERMISSION WHILE BILJANA'S COMPUTER CRASHED--
Makkadumer: then how was that question subtantive to anything i had to say? or were you trying to lead me to help you try to prove some point
Makkadumer: sorry thhat took so long my comp froze
Makkadumer: ahh johnny you make me laugh
Makkadumer: anyways
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: no, i was just saying how fake it is to be sent to a christian school when the school itself is so unchristianly
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol thanks
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i know that was sarcasm but anyways
Makkadumer: ...
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ...for what
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol
Makkadumer: next question
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: yeah anyways
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what did you do to celebrate xmas
Makkadumer: royally nothing...i hate the holidays
Makkadumer: i'd rather not talk about them
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what about...let's see...what should we talk about...interviewer is running low on brain fuel
Makkadumer: christmas is alot like head...
Makkadumer: by head i mean blow job...
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: yeah we knew that
Makkadumer: its only good for those receiving
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: don't you receive ANYTHING?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: not one gift?
Makkadumer: thats all i have to say about christmas next question
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: any new years resolutions?
Makkadumer: umm...
Makkadumer: yea the same ones i had last year
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: which are
Makkadumer: i dont really remember but there the same every year
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh ok
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what's your favorite sport?
Makkadumer: what the fuck kind of question is that jonathan?
Makkadumer: SNAP OUT OF IT
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: not a sport person?
Makkadumer: here i have a grand idea
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: you interview me?
Makkadumer: for all those people who supposedly lived the first interview...they can send you questions to ask me
Makkadumer: loved*
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok hold on let me gather some
Makkadumer: now post what you have now on the site...
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok
Makkadumer: and then will add the other part later
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol ok
Makkadumer: ok
Makkadumer: inhale
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: exhale
Makkadumer: exhale
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: phew
Makkadumer: thats a good boy

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