Interview With Shannon
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: hey shannon whats' up?
GI Shay07: lol
GI Shay07: heheh
GI Shay07: k
GI Shay07: stage fright
GI Shay07: here we go
GI Shay07: um.... prettty good
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: you staying at king's?
GI Shay07: yep
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: sigh
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i fled from the prison, but i'll come visit
GI Shay07: lol
GI Shay07: ya know who is the biggest butt bitch/
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: who
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: wait
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: let me guess
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: laura?
GI Shay07: ben shitty witter
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol why
GI Shay07: for example
GI Shay07: i was in a good mood
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ben shitty witter IS ben sheeman right
GI Shay07: so i imed him
GI Shay07: ya
GI Shay07: and i was like hi
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok just making sure
GI Shay07: and he warned me
GI Shay07: im like wahts up iwth that
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: sigh
GI Shay07: its not like anyone would wanna talk to u anyway
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i'm sorry you had to see that and go through it
GI Shay07: i knwo
GI Shay07: so am i
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: sigh
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: a little therapy should do
GI Shay07: lol
GI Shay07: adn he just keeps ot himslef
GI Shay07: and he thinks that hes hott
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh
GI Shay07: adn an go for lis
GI Shay07: lisa
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: yeah..
GI Shay07: when everyone knows that hes scum
GI Shay07: adn that theres no way she would go for him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: all this anger just from him warning you i see..
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: this is a nice juicy story by the way
GI Shay07: with his mood swings im surprised theres no vagina
GI Shay07: i just spilled coke on my moms cursed imac desk
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: stage fright? there's no damn stage. its just a little aim box...
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol clean it up
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: so, what do you think of tka?
GI Shay07: i did
GI Shay07: with a baby ass wipe
GI Shay07: smells good
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: good good
GI Shay07: um....
GI Shay07: i think that it tries to protect us form the world
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i see, what does it protect you from
GI Shay07: no im not done
GI Shay07: u see
GI Shay07: it thinks that the world is a terrible place
GI Shay07: where we are tempted to so sin
GI Shay07: and really when all of us leave we just goin to get fucked till our eyes turn white
GI Shay07: cuz
GI Shay07: we are virgins to everyting
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ouch, ours eyes turn white..
GI Shay07: they wont give us a sex ed
GI Shay07: and studies show
GI Shay07: that without that
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: where did you learn sex ed, haha
GI Shay07: we will be more likely tohave sex more
GI Shay07: no where
GI Shay07: my mother is fillin in for it now
GI Shay07: she just told me about arol sex the othere
GI Shay07: night
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: really!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: you're lucky your mom talks to you about that
GI Shay07: but actually that was only because seh was givin me a lecture on how thongs are prostitutes underwear
GI Shay07: no
GI Shay07: not reallyu
GI Shay07: i already knwo about that crap
GI Shay07: she thinks i dont knwo anything
GI Shay07: like last year
GI Shay07: she was talking about nsync
GI Shay07: and their song digital digital get down
GI Shay07: adn she was like ya know that song is about masterbation
GI Shay07: do u know what masterbation is hunny
GI Shay07: and its liek mom give me a break
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: really!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: your mom listens to n sync
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: that is hilarious
GI Shay07: no
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh ok
GI Shay07: she just reads all kinds of reviews
GI Shay07: christian
GI Shay07: reviews
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh, i know this site and it reviews all cd's from a christian perspective
GI Shay07: unplugged?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: yes
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: its hilarious.
GI Shay07: lol
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i read it only to entertain myself
GI Shay07: yes mother has informed me
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: so would your parents let you get secular cd's
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: or do they have to be christian
GI Shay07: secular is
GI Shay07: fine
GI Shay07: they're more strict with movies
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh i see. but your mom would let you get n sync. even with the digital get down song?!
GI Shay07: i didnt want that cd i assure u
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i'm assured.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: do you look forward to highschool
GI Shay07: ok good
GI Shay07: um....
GI Shay07: ya and kinda not
GI Shay07: i wanted to buy more clothes
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol
GI Shay07: but mother said
GI Shay07: when she looked i my closet
GI Shay07: that i have so many
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: do you love your mom
GI Shay07: and that there are ppl who are starving over in africa
GI Shay07: ya
GI Shay07: but she can get on my nerves
GI Shay07: seh said that if she gave me money for shpping
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what does starving kids have to do with clothes
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: yes?
GI Shay07: that she wouldnt be able to look God i teh face
GI Shay07: sweat shops i guess
GI Shay07: only connection i can find
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: haha that's so funny.
GI Shay07: but shes a funny cookie
GI Shay07: next ?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: who are your closest friends and why
GI Shay07: um... let me tink
GI Shay07: think*
GI Shay07: i dunno
GI Shay07: a year cant tell a lot
GI Shay07: but two are from a diff school
GI Shay07: but i try to talk abotu ppl at kings
GI Shay07: and im sorry my typing isnt better
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: its ok, we all have problems
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: as jonathan parham has made known very clearly
GI Shay07: lol
GI Shay07: he just has a few more
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: who do you think is the most ugly guy at TKA?
GI Shay07: oh this is cruel
GI Shay07: um....
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: take your time
GI Shay07: let me get my yearbook
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh, ouch
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: this is supposed to be from the top of your head
GI Shay07: well roo has a scary resemblence to a turtle in his pic
GI Shay07: so i might say him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: but i thought you guys were good friends
GI Shay07: friends
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Yeah
GI Shay07: he just is diff
GI Shay07: but of course thats just from havin a glance at him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh i see, so if you stopped, paused and took a nice look at him, he'd probably be off the list?
GI Shay07: no
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok, so who is the ugliest
GI Shay07: well i think that would be it
GI Shay07: wait
GI Shay07: is he being sent this
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: what do you mean?
GI Shay07: will he read this
GI Shay07: ?
GI Shay07: wait
GI Shay07: ryna s
GI Shay07: is bad too
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: how much would you have to be paid to go out with ryan s
GI Shay07: how long
GI Shay07: how many hours
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: no, let me change that. you have
to have a kid with him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: so at least 9 months i say
GI Shay07: no!!
GI Shay07: never
GI Shay07: im sorry
GI Shay07: my gift
GI Shay07: virginity
GI Shay07: is not for him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh fine, you get married
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: and then
GI Shay07: eeew
GI Shay07: i would never marry him
GI Shay07: no joke
GI Shay07: thats buttmomma nasty
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: not even for a billion
GI Shay07: nope
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: thats a lot of money girl
GI Shay07: my virginity is not up for bid
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: thats good, your mom taught you
something
GI Shay07: no i taught myself somthing
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: you taught yourself that your
virginity is not for ryan sanchez?
GI Shay07: tarzan's banana is not enterin my jungle
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: nice way to put it
GI Shay07: yes i thought so to
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: who's banana from king's is
welcome?
GI Shay07: its just nasty
GI Shay07: i dunno
GI Shay07: him
GI Shay07: liek seriously
GI Shay07: not
GI Shay07: eeeww
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: but who's banana is welcome?
GI Shay07: i dunno
GI Shay07: ....
GI Shay07: yet
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: haha look in the yearbook
