Elysse Vs. Ben


jaysorgytoy: hello shitface
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: hi
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: we need to work on your interview
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i dont think the sappy love life really gets the guys
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: and i sense you have some bitchin about ben to do
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: so are you ready
jaysorgytoy: sure why the hell not
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: ok
jaysorgytoy: are we gonna do this
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: ready set go
jaysorgytoy: whait
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: ok
jaysorgytoy: what are we gonna talk about
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: what do you want to talk about
jaysorgytoy: i dont care
jaysorgytoy
: umm
jaysorgytoy
: let see
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: ben?
jaysorgytoy: lol
jaysorgytoy
: sure
jaysorgytoy
: is he going to kings next year
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: nope
jaysorgytoy: hello
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: nope
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i said
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ok ready?
jaysorgytoy: k
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: so, what do you think of ben sheehan who has dissed you so badly in his interview
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: [revenge]
jaysorgytoy: what!??!?? i have not read his interview
jaysorgytoy
: oh shit
jaysorgytoy
: jonathan
jaysorgytoy
: i have to read it before we do this interview
jaysorgytoy
: how do i read it???
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: go to my website
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: lol
jaysorgytoy: whats your website
jaysorgytoy
: holy shit
jaysorgytoy
: hurry up
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: its in my profile
jaysorgytoy: hey is ben going to kings next year??
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: no
jaysorgytoy: OMG
jaysorgytoy
: that is so mean
jaysorgytoy
: im gonna cry :-(
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: im sorry elysse you had to see that
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i hope that he learns his leasson when he realizes how sad you are
jaysorgytoy: i hope people dont hink
jaysorgytoy
: that
jaysorgytoy
: I HOPE YOU DONT THINK THAT
jaysorgytoy
: he is such an asshole
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: ok are you ready to talk about ben sheeman
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: sheehan*
jaysorgytoy: *crying*
jaysorgytoy
: i am so mad
jaysorgytoy
: yes
jaysorgytoy
: let me diss him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: what do you think of ben ?
jaysorgytoy: i think he is an arrogant asshole, i can say worse wait he is mindless and arrogant asshole
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: mindless?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: would you go out with him for 5 million bucks
jaysorgytoy: i mean whaqt he said was really rude, "below the neck"- what is that supposed to mean? its like i dont really have tits so whats below the neck
jaysorgytoy
: NEVER- i dont go out weith pigs like ben
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: oh, so you compare him to a pig?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: any other animal with similar qualities
jaysorgytoy: you see i dont want to play this game- you know like word wars, but it sucks that he has to be so LOW to say shit like that and i was nice to him on the train
jaysorgytoy
: like a baboon
jaysorgytoy
: yeah
jaysorgytoy
: he does look like a monkey
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: how were you nice to him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: just how nice
jaysorgytoy: i never gave him shit on the train, and i was never mean to him other than the occasional hitting him on the shoulder for getting to close to me
jaysorgytoy
: like sitting wise
jaysorgytoy
: i need my space i am fucken clostraphobic
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: but you treated him nicely
jaysorgytoy: like i was a nice person- he was always mean
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: if you could do anything to him for a day, what would you do. (no not sexually, i mean physically to hurt that ass)
jaysorgytoy: first off i would NEVER EVER do anything sexual with him, i think that i would chain hime to a tree and pour honey all over him and have bees sting him
jaysorgytoy
: and then if he didnt say he was sorry i would pluck every single hair out of his heaf
jaysorgytoy
: WITH TWEEZERS
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: elysse, sorry to burst your bubble, but bees dont sting honey, i think they make honey or eat honey haha
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: ouch! you would want to get that close to him???
jaysorgytoy: no i would hire someone to do that for you
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: who would you hire?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: just curious
jaysorgytoy: baxter
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: would baxter do it?
jaysorgytoy: i dont know
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: i think he would...i think he would...
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: if he said he was sorry
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: would you forgive him
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: and he was on his knees, begging and whimpering like a puppy
jaysorgytoy: i dont know
jaysorgytoy
: hed have to say something really nice
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: like..
jaysorgytoy: i am the queen and i am not nice only below the neck
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: so basically you just want him to say sorry for the neck thing he said
jaysorgytoy: yes
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: so other than that, you like him
jaysorgytoy: no
jaysorgytoy
: i dont, i dont at all
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: oh, what else has he done?
jaysorgytoy: he is just so rude and disrespectful to girls
JoNNyBoyRuLeS
: aren't all guys?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: i mean i think it's built into our genetic code

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