Here's an interview I did with Biljana. If you'd like to have one, just tell me and we'll schedule a time. Either jot it down in the guestbook, or IM me.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Helllo Biljana, how are you today?
Makkadumer: umm ok i have a little tummy ache but i took half a bottle of tylenol so it should go away
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I'm sorry to be bothering you when you're sick...Do you get sick often?
Makkadumer: oh its not like im lying on my death bed or anything but ye as a matter of fact i do ten to feel uncomfortable sometimes but i wouldnt say im sick i just drink too much coffee
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Why do you need so much coffee at the ripe age of 14? What exactly are you doing for a living?
Makkadumer: well honestly I started when i was 12 you know cuz my friends kindagot me on it...it used to bve just one cup every once in a while then it turned to be like 3 cups a day i mean it was bad but now little by little im lessening the amounts each day....oh starbucks claims coffee isnt addictive but then how do u ecxplain what happenede to me?......
Makkadumer: i mean i sold my moms bracelet for a large latte!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Take any drugs? It seems like youre a litte high.
Makkadumer: see it the weirdest thing that whole paragraph up there was just a facade to make u laugh....but im gonna be serious now i dont think marijuana is a drug more of an hhhmm herbal remedy thats very overrrated....well honestly i dont consider anything to be a drug really so i dont know if im high
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I see. Take any weed? pot? ecstasy?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: And just to update you, Mary J. is a drug
Makkadumer: yea but i dont consider it to be I personnally feel all those drugs should be legalized...and just to update u weed and pot are the same thing
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I know that.
Makkadumer: oh well i was just making sure
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Different people call them different things.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Anyways are you up for personal questions?
Makkadumer: i know as with most drugs
Makkadumer: u dont think the drug one was personal?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Heh, It seems to me you're very open about it..
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: So how do people view you, Biljana?
Makkadumer: really? gosh jonathan i forget how perceptiv u are sometimes...
Makkadumer: i think ppl view as that one weird chick who does dumb things that ppl laugh at out of politeness...well at kinngs that how i think ppl view me im actually really diff. but that character seems to work for me at kings
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Do you have a boyfriend?
Makkadumer: i mean i could be my bitchy self but then nobosdy a=has done anything to really piss me off andf im old therefor i have no more energy left to be a bitch
Makkadumer: no im not very good at relationships
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: So the bitchiness is left at home?
Makkadumer: no its still with me
Makkadumer: u dumbfuck
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What ticks you off?
Makkadumer: certain punks who are fucking hypocrites, neo nazis, fascist prisons a.k.a school and ppl who are 2 faced and teachers
Makkadumer: people in general actually
Makkadumer: expecially women
Makkadumer: i hate the female species
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Do ever think about wanting to leave it? Become a transexual?
Makkadumer: no becuz that just seems complicated
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Ah really? I heard getting a dick isn't that hard...So would you say yourself to be a pessimist?
Makkadumer: oh but is it quality dick? and besides what if i wanted to fuck? im not attracted to wom,en if be screwed...lol no pun intended...yes *sigh* i am a pessimist howd u guess?
Makkadumer: id*
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: If you wanted to fuck, get a dildo.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Oh, it wasn't too hard...You seem to look at the dull side of life.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: So what turns you on?
Makkadumer: well becuz to me the chances of there being a bright side are very dim so i ten to look at the negative becuz negative things never seem to bother me as much as t does everybody else...i just cant be optimistic.....
Makkadumer: what turns me on??
Makkadumer: hey good question
Makkadumer: guys with a temper,guys with black mohawks, guys who play guitar, guys wh play drums, weird guy, dark guys, guys who read william s. burroughs, older guys i have a weird thing for olds guys like edward norton and billy bob thornton and rivers cuomo..guys who are artistsic guys wit no dependencys....mainly weird guys that non of my other friends like but I wanna bust my mac on them anyway
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: OK That's good. It seems you never had doubted your sexual orientation..
Makkadumer: no i made out with a couple of girls but it did nothing foe me it was more for practise....
Makkadumer: for*
Makkadumer: another turn on....i like doing stuff in water
Makkadumer: ok next question...
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What are your fantasis?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: And also, so you have had lesbo action?
Makkadumer: yea but nothing really serious i just dnt feel any attraction towards girls...my fantasy is getting out of milpitas, fucking rockstars, being very rich and having a great art collection oh and yea i wanna go to oxford university
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Which rockstar do you wish to marry>?
Makkadumer: i dont believe in marriage..i dont wanna marry anybody
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Do you believe in keeping your virginity until marriage? Or in your case, keeping it forever.
Makkadumer: no I dont maybe its selfish bt im not really interested in having relationships there way too complicated for me and im not considerate enough for one...iim not saying u should do it with whoever and not be careful u should but i dont see why theres this big commitment issue i guess its juts how much u value ure virginity
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: So you're not our typical slutty teenager. Are you against sex?
Makkadumer: no did i say that? it depends on the person that all u wanna have sex and u can handle any of the cnsequences that comes along..sure ok go ahead but if ure not ready then dont
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Would you rather break someones heart or have your heart broken?
Makkadumer: i try not to put myself in that position but usually yea i break it of with a guy
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Who is your role model?
Makkadumer: Pamela des Barres
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I see. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Makkadumer: well i am not sure...u see theres a part of me that wants to go to oxford and become a proffesor of unconventional literature but then theres the other part that wants me to become a stripper or later on a very high class prostitute or a rockstar or a super groupie in my younger years
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What do you mean a high class prostitue? You mean an anal queen? Or is there such a thing?
Makkadumer: Like I would have 3 to 4 custoemrs that i would serve and I would charge alot apart from the fact that they have to pay for my house and car and give me spending money...you know a high class prostitute
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: You must be very confident in yourself that you would think there are customers taht would want to pay for your house and car just to get some.
Makkadumer: yea well I consider sex and art and i would be an artist plus id do more than have sex with them I would go with them on trips and host parties for them and stuff and entertain them you know? like an american geisha
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Heh, if you were a celeb, what would you say to all those teenage hardcore fans of yours.?
Makkadumer: why the fuck do u look up to me i am a fuck up im not a role model thank u for liking me anyway but u probably shouldnt
Makkadumer: something like that
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Do you love your parents?
Makkadumer: uuhhhh not really
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I know, what 14 year old kid would? What are your hobbies?
Makkadumer: well its a little biut more complicated then that johnathan....as far as hobbies go ummm i liek to play guitar and i eat alot and i drink alot and occasionally i write poetry or lyrics and i have a tendency to read
Makkadumer: i know i know i am just so weird
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Do you think you're anorexic?
Makkadumer: oh God no...i wish. sometimes at night when i bow down my head to pray to god i ask him to grant me some major plastic surgery
Makkadumer: and he never does....i am so disal
Makkadumer: disillisioned*
Makkadumer: did i spell that right?
Makkadumer: goddamnit
Makkadumer: *sigh* continue
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Where would you get your plastic surgery?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What parts of the body, I mean?
Makkadumer: well id get my nose done then id have some lyposuction
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: To get rid of those love handles, eh? Do you think the people at King's are sheltered?
Makkadumer: umm very... well alot of them anyway which isnt to say they arent equally screwed up as anybody else
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I'm glad I fled from that prison...Are you staying at King's throughout your highschool career?
Makkadumer: hopefully not the thing about Kings is that tehre is a feeling of major opression..i could go on for hours on how i think kings is a very screwed up place
Makkadumer: but i most likely (after freshman year) live with my dad in europe...oh joy
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Why are you at kings if you think it's so screwed up?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Were you forced
Makkadumer: the parental units made me
Makkadumer: isnt that sad that i dotn have a choice over something so simple
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What prank would you play on the Kings Academy on the last day of school?
Makkadumer: i would play that Nine inch nail song over the speaker phones "u wanna fuck me like an animal" yea
Makkadumer: it be funny
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: LOL
Makkadumer: or anythign by the misfits
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Which celebrity tickles your pickle?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Male and female.
Makkadumer: ummm...well.....
Makkadumer: edward norton definetly theres something very sexy about him....i like kevin spacey alot too and billy bob....female wise i think angelina jolie is a goddes shes is very pretty...oh and shakira ; )
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What is the one thing you would bring to a Britney Spears' concert?
Makkadumer: condoms
Makkadumer: oh and whip cream
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: For what?
Makkadumer: use ure imagination....
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Ok I will..Which guy do you wish to kick in the nuts?
Makkadumer: Eminem...just cuz i think he needs to get his nuts kicked every once iin a while to remind him who he really is ya know
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Have you ever been to juvenile hall?
Makkadumer: no and i probably wont cuz I can talk my way out of anything
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Which animal do you think represents you the most/
Makkadumer: a tiger *rroooaaarrr* j/k
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Makkadumer: pay for it
Makkadumer: i dont like klondike bars
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Do you think you come across as funny?
Makkadumer: no i think i come across as myself...or do i?
Makkadumer: oh I would kick avril lavignes nuts if she had any..
Makkadumer: i dont like her
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: whats wrong with her
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: her songs are ok
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What do you hate about the opposite sex
Makkadumer: yea thats cuz u listen to nelly...she writes stupid songs, she barely plays the guitar, her songs are pop not rock and she wasdiscovered singing dixie chicks songs at a talent show...and she says shes a hardcore rockstar...i dont think so
Makkadumer i dont like it how guys are you knwo guys...
Makkadumer: but...
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: well i don't only listen to nelly, i've listened to her complicated song because *ahem* kathleen forced me to.
Makkadumer: im not gonna say anything cuz i took the gender test and its liek this test that will guess if ure a guy or a girl and my results were "ure definetly a guy" so yea...haha...poor kathleen she likes her...i could have written something like that when i was in 3rd grade and didnt know any better
Makkadumer: i mean "complicated" come on have u litened to the lyrics
Makkadumer: oh yea soooo hardcore
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: are you a hardcore fan of any radio station?
Makkadumer: and its like im not into labels and all but she labels herself something she not
Makkadumer: i dont really listen to the radio
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What is your view on Osama bin Laden still not being caught?
Makkadumer: well the mans testicals probably shriveled up and he died
Makkadumer: but im just guessing
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Are you patriotic?
Makkadumer: not really... i mean its not like i wanna join the al quaida or whatever i just dont care enough really, besides the world sux ass no matter what so just fuck it
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What else would you want to fuck?
Makkadumer: Rivers Cuomo
Makkadumer: Edward norton
Makkadumer: Julian casablanca
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: OK, Change the question to who.
Makkadumer: jack from the white stripes
Makkadumer: jimmy page
Makkadumer: the guy from the hives
Makkadumer: the guy from the vines
Makkadumer: kevin spacey
Makkadumer: wes bentley
Makkadumer: I believe u were once on my list jonathan...