Bitchin With Larry
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Larry, I've gotten sheets and
sheets of letters begging for another interview...
guynamedlarry: Yes, I know, I am the greatest
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Let's continue with our list of the 5
hottest girls.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I don't think we finished.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: But I must say, Jessica is really
flattered
guynamedlarry: You're right, we didnt
guynamedlarry: Yes well it is just the truth
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Aww, how sweet. You know she
is one of your avid fans.
guynamedlarry: Yes, I am very flattered
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: So who's #2?
guynamedlarry: Well, I must say, that Brittany is very
hot
guynamedlarry: So she will be at my number 2 spot
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Brittany Gordon, right
guynamedlarry: Yes that is her
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: So we aren't talking celebrities.
guynamedlarry: No
guynamedlarry: Well... If you want?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: No, I think we are all very
informed that Britney Spears is #1.
guynamedlarry: Yes Yes we are
guynamedlarry: She is very fine
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: So who's got #3?
guynamedlarry: I would have to say... um, Lisa, Laura
said that lisa has nice titas
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Would you like to explain the
bisexual side of Laura to us.
guynamedlarry: if ya know wut i mean ;-)
guynamedlarry: yes
guynamedlarry: Laura is a lesbo bitch
guynamedlarry: she takes what she can get
guynamedlarry: which is very little
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Awww.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What if she read this??
guynamedlarry: what if, i dont care
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Do you talk to her online?
guynamedlarry: i told her she was a bitch no her face
guynamedlarry: um... no
guynamedlarry: she tried to talk to me, and I said ZF
you B word
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: How did she take it? When you
called her a bitch?
guynamedlarry: F*
guynamedlarry: she said wutever
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: What about #4?
guynamedlarry: De, Um, shistenvogel
guynamedlarry: de zer hem frizkok
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I'm guessing she's a german chick.
guynamedlarry: lol
guynamedlarry: no
guynamedlarry: I was just gettin a little bored
guynamedlarry: um... whos #4?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: oh come on, bored???
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Larry you digsust me.
guynamedlarry: Id have to say, meredith
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: How dare you offend my handling
of my interviews.
guynamedlarry: MUAHAHA
guynamedlarry: I am the only one who makes these
interesting!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Quiet before I kick you off.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: You have a point there.
guynamedlarry: Kick me off
guynamedlarry: hah, you need me
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Fine.
guynamedlarry: without me you are nothing
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: LOL, I will make it clear to you, I
do not need you for business.
guynamedlarry: yes you do
guynamedlarry: You ingrate
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Oh quiet bastard. Listen up. You
are the one that voted for yourself 5 billion times.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: (LOL Larry we are playing ok??)
guynamedlarry: uh no
guynamedlarry: I didnt
guynamedlarry: I know
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Yes You did.
guynamedlarry: Bull
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Shit
guynamedlarry: Go to hell
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I'm there already.
guynamedlarry: You know you need
guynamedlarry: me
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Didn't you know that?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I do not need you! I'm better off
alone.
guynamedlarry: Yeah well good, youll be lucky if I do
another interview with you!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Right, right, You'll be begging at
my door for another interview that can set you up with
chicks like Jessica.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: And don't come back.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Never
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I don't need you!
guynamedlarry: Yeah so what If I do, will it make me
any worse of a person
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: You hear?!
guynamedlarry: You need me
guynamedlarry: You''ll never know HOW MUCH
you NEED me until IM GONE
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: You know my mouse is moving
closer and closer the the X box.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Oh yeah? Well then be GONE!
guynamedlarry: *POOF*
guynamedlarry: (I JUST DISSAPEARED SO
THERE!)
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Oh, then who's talking now?
guynamedlarry: Your ass
guynamedlarry: It looks just like your face!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Finally someone who has a brain.
guynamedlarry: Who your ass, its so damn big, it has
its own brain!
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: My ass? But i thought my ass is
talking.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Why is it saying "your" ass?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: 'Listen asshole, you got me
confused.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: You offend me when you
compare my ass to you Larry.
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: You disgust me.
guynamedlarry: Yeah well, You get confused cuz your
so stupid
guynamedlarry: so there
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Sigh
guynamedlarry: neener neener neener, Jonnys got no
weiner
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Is this my ass talking or Larry
again?
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I'm guessing Larry because he
would look.
guynamedlarry: Larry is everywhere
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: I thought you disappeared
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Fool.
guynamedlarry: Larry is omnipotent
guynamedlarry: Larry is gone, but there
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: Right.
guynamedlarry: You cant see him but you can feel his
presence
JoNNyBoyRuLeS: That's funny..I can't.
