MY BATTLE WITH SPYWARE

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Ok. So there I was minding my own business on my computer that I had recently gotten. Ok, so I go to hook up my internet cable when I hear BRBRBRBBRBR. I was like OMGWTF. Ok, so then I go to look at my screen and it says like �Downloading fun spy ware shit.� Ok, so then I was like OMG THAT IS THE AWESOME. Ok, so after I download the fun spy ware I go �TIME FOR THE FUN GAME PLAYING.� So right now you must be thinking, �OMG HE MUST BE THE HAPPIEST.� WRONG I was like, bring on the spies. But then the pop-ups were being all over the place. I was like �OK THAT IS GAY.� So I be askin my friend about the spy ware. He be sayin to use the adware. I MEAN AD-AWARE HAHA OMG. So I was like omg. The popups be telling me to buy popup blocker for the popups. Ok, so I was like, �WELL I WOULDN�T NEED THE POPUP BLOCKERS IF YOU WEREN�T MAKIN THE POPUPS LOLOLOOLO.� Ok, so I rid the computer of my spy ware using AD-AWARE (NOT ADWARE LOL.) Ok so everything be ok? WRONG Later I be downloading various items when I get the spy ware alert. BERBRBRBRERERERRE. I was like omg. It be saying to download the �fun spy ware shit.� I was like OMG WTF. It be doing it all over again right? WRONG SIKE IT BE DOING IT AGAIN. Ok, so there I be looking at the spy ware when it started up da popups. I be like WTF 1337 MFERS. Ok, so I was like �WHERE BE DA AD-AWARE?� I be runnin da ad-aware when it be like DONE. I was happiest. But the dangiest thing happened. THE POPUPS BE THERE STILL. Ok, I be sittin there for like ok 8983 hours runnin da ad-aware. But the popups be there too. *a few months be later* Ok, so there I be being da pissed. Thoughts then shootin threw my head going �OMG LOL REFORMAT THE COMPUTER LOL.� OMG. The idea be da 1337. Ok., so I reformat the computer and guess what? WRONG. THE SPYWARE BE DA 1337 GONE.