Joke

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WARNING!!!
(If you are Canadian and like hockey...you will love this joke! 
If you are American and like hockey... you may not appreciate it quite as much!)

It is Miss McLoed's first day as a student teacher in a fourth grade class.  She decides to break the ice by introducing herself to the class.  Miss McLoed says "Hi, my name is Miss McLeod and my father is a business man."  Then she asks the students to introduce themselves. 

A little girl stands up and says "My name is Jenny and my father is a bank manager."  Then the next student in line, a boy, stands up and says, "My name is Tommy and my dad is a construction worker." 

"Thank you for sharing," Miss McLoed says.

Then another little boy stands up and he says "My name is Johnny and my father is a stripper at a gay bar."  Immediately Miss McLoed thinks that finishing the introductions could be a bad idea so she decides to start the math lesson.

At recess Miss McLoed pulls Johnny aside and says "Johnny I am a little concerned about what you said while you were introducing yourself.  Is your father really a stripper at a gay bar?"

Johnny's eyes lower to the floor and he says quietly, "No.  I made that up because I am embarrassed about what my father really does."

Miss McLoed, thinking that nothing could be worse than stripping at a gay bar, asks "Well, what does your father really do?"

Johnny replies, "He plays hockey for the U.S. Olympic Team!"