Rob Quotes

"This song goes out to the b*tch who gave all my clothes to goodwill." ~ Rob talking about Shame

"Would you suffer my reality?" - part of the extendend verses Rob sang in concert for Long Day

"This world is a scary place sometimes, but it's worth it."

"You can spit shine me all you ant, but I'm still going to be the same old piece of tin."

"I would like to thank my mom for giving birth to me, so I can wear tight pants."

"We're not a very good band, but we try ... and we're spunky dressers!"

"Either this is a really good song, or it proves how much of an asshole I am."

"Awwww shh ... gosh darn it, good golly. It's not easy being up here and watching you language, I just wanted America to know that." ~ Rob from MTV's Live from the 10Spot

"I think we get up there and try as honestly as we can to convey the songs as energetically and heartfelt as we can."

"I don't feel angst-ridden, so just in case anyone is wondering, I have no angst."

"There's a lot of things you could say about this next band; I personally just enjoy saying the name. Ladies and gentlemen, Hole." ~ Rob introducing the band, Hole, at the 1998 MTV Video Music Awards.

"Is everyone in Atlanta, Georgia high this morning?"

"Mucho sexy, mucho passion, mucho loovvee!"

"At 3am we will say Damn!"

"Canadians are so nice. It made me crazy."

"There was one for Push. I haven't seen it yet, but I heard about it. It said we killed Rock 'n Roll. And if that's true, we just wanna say we're sorry." ~ Rob talking about the VH1's Pop Up Video

"Say hi to us, and touch Adam." ~ Rob from a radio interview telling fans to come to their concert.

"Kyle's wearing a thong."

"I've met Marilyn Manson. I don't think he'd like you either." ~Rob's response to a kid in a Manson T-Shirt that called matchbox twenty "pussies." Hehe

"I'm going to sing something! I better get onstage before they change their mind."

*"I told her as soon as I kissed her that would never kiss anyone else ever again." ~ Rob talking about Marisol

*"Carlos [Santana] is the one who made us really think about it. He said to me once, 'if not for your beautiful wife, I would not have this beautiful song, and he's right. Without her I would have never moved to New York and I would have never written the song. I would have never known what a munequita was. i would have never thought about anything Spanish."

*"I shared Frank Zappa's belief that love songs were evil. Now I am just retarded for my wife."

We'll be adding heaps more Rob quotes soon!