All Your Base Are Belong to...shut the fuck up already!!!
Keep in mind, these quotes are being said to you as you lie on the ground unconscious from an ass-whoopin.

I read your moves...like the funny papers.

If everybody loves a winner, I'm freakin irresistable.

I said, don't mess with me. Now get lost, limpy.

I'm a little monster. Who kicks big butt.

The way of Todoh prevails. The martial arts. They kick.

You bring a song to mind. Heard of the "Loser Blues?"

I can survive anything. Even nukes!

Oh yes! I am victorious. And happy as an oyster.

In fighting, concentration is...uhhh..hmm..gee, i forgot.

Me lose to you? Not now, or the next millennium!

I may be short, but boy, sure know how to move!

You guys were tough as noodles. What a bore!

The only enemy I have is me, and my old girlfriend, and...

Yeah, I just love it when I can maim people and get money, too.







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