Quotes and Stuff

These are some quotes I've collected throughout the years.  Some of them make you think and some are just plain silly.  I hope you enjoy them.

People need responsibility.  They resist assuming it, but they cannot get along without it.
                                                             -John Steinbeck

Children enjoy the present because they have neither a past nor a future.
                                                             -Jean de La Bruyere

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
                                                              -Mark Twain

They biggest liar in the world is They Say.
                                                             -Douglas Mallock

In his private heart, no man much respects himself.
                                                            -Mark Twain

Never find delight in another man's misfortune.
                                                             -Publilius Syrus

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.
                                                             -George Bernard Shaw

Coughlin's Law:  Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
                                                              -Laurence Coughlin

Okay, now some funny ones.

A small town is a place where everyone knows whose check is good and whose husband is not.
                                                              -Sid Ascher

It's easy to identify the people who can't count to ten.  They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
                                                              -June Henderson

People who snore always fall asleep first.
                                                             -Bits & Pieces

Square meals often make round people.
                                                             -E. Joseph Cossman

Self restraint:  Feeling your oats without sowing them.
                                                            -Unknown

Bachelor:  One who gets tangled up with alot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
                                                             -Unknown