Fortune Cookie Quotes
I don't know about you, but I think the best part about Chinese food is the fortune cookie.  A girl I once met let me in on the secret to a better fortune. If you add "in bed" to your fortune, it gives you a whole new outlook on life. Try it.
Ignorance never settles a question....in bed.

You will have good luck and overcome many hardships....in bed.

You have remarkable power which you are not using....in bed.

You are capable, competent, creative, careful.  Prove it....in bed.

You will always get what you want through your charm and personality....in bed.

Everything will now come your way....in bed.

You are gifted in many ways....in bed.

Cooperate with those who have both know-how and integrity....in bed.

Good things are being said about you....in bed.

The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms....in bed.

You have an unusually magnetic personality....in bed.

Good news will come to you from far away....in bed.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do....in bed.

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded....in bed.

Watch your relations with other people carefully, be reserved....in bed.

You constantly struggle for self improvement....in bed.

Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought....in bed.

Remember to share good fortune as well as bad with your friends....in bed.

Be direct, usually one can accomplish more that way....in bed.

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance....in bed.

You are sociable and entertaining....in bed.

You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time....in bed.

You have a natural grace and great consideration for others....in bed.

You will soon be honored by someone you respect....in bed.

There is a true and sincere friendship between you both....in bed.

This is the year when ingenuity stands high on the list....in bed.

A friend asks only for your time, not your money....in bed.

You are broad minded and socially active....in bed.

You are the master of every situation....in bed.






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