-Winston Churchill
-Henny Youngman
-Unknown
-Frank Sinatra
-Ben Franklin
-Ernest Hemingway
-Catherine Zandonella
-Deep Thought by Jack Handy
-Ann Landers
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| Drinking Quotes | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." -Winston Churchill |
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| "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." -Henny Youngman |
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| "Drinking is either an alternative to dating, or the cause of it." -Unknown |
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| "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're gonna feel all day." -Frank Sinatra |
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| "Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Ben Franklin |
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| "The only time that liquor makes a man go straight is when the road curves." | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Reality is a delusion caused by alcoholic deficiency." |
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| "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -Ernest Hemingway |
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| "Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." -Catherine Zandonella |
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| "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about all the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought by Jack Handy |
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| "People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim." -Ann Landers |
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