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| Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If a man in walking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -Jenny Weber | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I knew I was an unwanted child when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a lamp. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Intelligence is like underwear, everyone should have it, but no one should show it off. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. |
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| Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. YES is the answer. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "In order to maintain a well-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him." -Peterborough Examiner |
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