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| 1. You hear the song "I don't need anything but you" (Annie) and immediately think of Jack Bristow 2. You scream at the TV when Sydney says something which interrupts one of Jack's attempts to talk to her. 3. At the "carousel" scene, you practically started crying when he told Sydney: "... I think you could be the kind of teacher that your students will always remember." 4. You loved the "Pilot" scene where Jack saves Sydney in the car garage. Come on, he was driving in reverse, talking to Sydney about SD-6, firing a gun (with wonderful precision), and still managed to pull away from a head-on collision with assasin's now driverless car! 5. You think he was 100% justified for killing Haladki... it was necessary! 6. You know you're a JBE every time someone mentions Titanic, the first thing that pops into your head is Thomas Andrews... 7. You cannot carry on a conversation without bringing the subject to JB/VG. 8. You make everyone in the room remain silent when he is on screen, even if you know he isn't going to say anything. 9. You must fight the urge to whip out a ninja mask and sword when someone states they do not like him. 10. You're plotting ways to invade the Alias set simply to hug Jack. 11. You're ready to kidnap Emmy judges if VG doesn't win. 12. You won't talk or listen to anyone when Jack is on screen. 13. Everytime you back your car up you wish you had a gun so you could practice shooting and driving backwards at the same time. 14. Everyone in your family and all your friends know that Victor Garber was nominated for an Emmy because you told them. 15. You start blinking messages in morse code. 16. When you threaten someone you say, "I have no desire to blow your head off or ruin your paint job, but I will do both if you don't..." 17. You find yourself giving people the cold shoulder in an attempt to impersonate Jack. 18. You memorize every single part he is in and all of his lines... 19. You find yourself blushing every time he's mentioned... 20. You wish you could drive just as crazy as he does... 21. You watch every single movie he is in no matter how small the part... 22. You record all of his TV movies just so you can see him again and again and again... 23. You have a room full of weapons ready to go in case you're called... 24. You take martial arts or considering taking it just to protect him... 25. He is on your mind 24/7... 26. You've rewatched his movies/scenes so many times that you have broken your vcr... 27. Every time you have a movie on everyone asks 'Is he in it?'... 28. You try to incorporate at least a couple of his lines in everyday conversation... 29. You're scaring everyone by giggling/cracking up seemingly at nothing, when really you're having funny mental images of things like Jack on a horse, and Jack singing 'God save the people'... |
| You may be a JBE! if... |
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