Well, here's another real-life event.... Porexdudu and I were chatting, and we were bored. Really bored. This is a conversation at the #southville chatroom (It sucks, so don't hang out there. Trust me...) anyways... This POV isn't really the best...... But it WILL entertain..... sorta.... Oh yeah, and cHiCh, no offense.... I couldn't help it....

<Liberate> heh
<Liberate> are there other seniors here?
<Liberate> ei lesatat
<Liberate> señor
<|LestaT|> si
<cHiCh> whos spanish!?
<Liberate> lestat
<cHiCh> he is!?
<cHiCh> or she?
<Liberate> she is
<|LestaT|> no hes french
<|LestaT|> i think
<|LestaT|> wait.. ur talking about me??
<cHiCh> cool i am!
<|LestaT|> uh.. im ont
<cHiCh> i thnk so
<cHiCh> ooooooohhhhhh
<Liberate> lestat is more spanish than el grappadura...
<Liberate> wait el grappadura is mexican
<Liberate> whoops
<Liberate> my bad
<cHiCh> grappadura is stapler
<cHiCh> mexican n spanish is d same thing only diff. accents
<Liberate> yeah
<Liberate> and mexicans are smelly
<cHiCh> nah not all
<|LestaT|> ahh... si
<Liberate> i'm not a racist or anythin
<|LestaT|> si
<cHiCh> no
<Liberate> but with the heat and burritos... that's not a good comination
<cHiCh> yo tengo amigos y amigas mexicanos
<cHiCh> lol
<cHiCh> dey dnt eat burritos everyday...
<|LestaT|> uh.... si
<Liberate> si...
<cHiCh> i knw some mexicans who hate burritos
<|LestaT|> mon el macho grande is on mon chili con carne
<Liberate> i had some mexican friends when i lived in the states...
<|LestaT|> or somessing
<cHiCh> huh?
<Liberate> all they ate were these burritos... and baked beans
<|LestaT|> ah... si
<Liberate> .....and baked beans in burrito wraps
<cHiCh> no
<cHiCh> do u guyz knw any mexicans?
<|LestaT|> were they like... eses or whatever??
<Liberate> i am el macho grande
<Liberate> i do!!
<|LestaT|> si.. mamasita
<Liberate> nah, they were my age.... too young to be corrupted by hiphop
<cHiCh> Ok... haha
<|LestaT|> did they where sumbreros?
<Liberate> why do ya ask?
<|LestaT|> i dont know... did they play with a pinyata
<Liberate> their parents had them, but they didn't wear 'em
<cHiCh> haha sombreros
<Liberate> south border isn't a mexican band
<Liberate> jsut to inform you lestat
<|LestaT|> ah.... si
<cHiCh> lol! south border is filipino!
<cHiCh> hahahah...
<cHiCh> lestat wutz ur nationality?
<Liberate> south border....... not a very good group
<|LestaT|> french
<Liberate> lestat is an indian
<Liberate> who likes spanish
<cHiCh> lol
<|LestaT|> indian french
<Liberate> and french people
<|LestaT|> im an indian french guy
<cHiCh> indians stinks
<cHiCh> i mean stink*
<|LestaT|> who likes spanish
<cHiCh> wait no
<cHiCh> d indians that live in india stink
<Liberate> ahahaha
<cHiCh> not d ones here
<cHiCh> i think
<Liberate> there are indians here?
<|LestaT|> i am insulted!
<Liberate> ahahahhah
<Liberate> lol
<cHiCh> not u
<cHiCh> coz u live here
<Liberate> lestat is indian
<Liberate> he just moved here
<|LestaT|> now i will cast an indian spell on you all!
<cHiCh> fine
<|LestaT|> aburigy aburigy porexdudu!!
<|LestaT|> aburigy aburigy porexdudu!!
<cHiCh> wutever
<|LestaT|> suffer my stinkyness
<cHiCh> hahahahhahahaa
<cHiCh> so u admit u stink?
<|LestaT|> i am indian
<Liberate> cHiCh are ye from southville?
<|LestaT|> a french indian!
<cHiCh> yes i am
<cHiCh> french indians dnt stink
<Liberate> what year?
<cHiCh> 1st
<Liberate> ohhh.....
<|LestaT|> ahhh.. si
<cHiCh> wut yr. r u 2
<cHiCh> ?
<|LestaT|> im a french indian who lives in brazil
<Liberate> i'm in gr 6
<|LestaT|> feel my latin heat!
<cHiCh> oh
<cHiCh> lestat wut yr. u in?
<|LestaT|> im working as a profesional french indian
<cHiCh> lestat ur such a wanna be! juz b proud of ur country WILL YA!?
<|LestaT|> im working as a profesional french indian VAMPIRE
<cHiCh> sure
<cHiCh> u wish
<cHiCh> KeEp DrEaMiNG!
<|LestaT|> who lives in brazil
<|LestaT|> feel my latin heat!
<|LestaT|> feel my latin heat!
<cHiCh> wanna be
<cHiCh> wut yr. is lestat?
<|LestaT|> uno dos tres! si! si! si!
<cHiCh> puedes callarte!!!!???
<|LestaT|> feel my latin heat!
* Liberate thinks that cHiCh is turned on by indian french latin heat
<|LestaT|> feel my latin heat!
<cHiCh> shut up "liberate"
<Liberate> cHiCh: i have lestat's piture. she is very pretty
<|LestaT|> im playing my ricky martin cd now! oh yeah! el ritmo latino!
<cHiCh> lestat, puedes callarte!? si yo fuera francesa estaria encantada SO SHUSH!
<|LestaT|> si! si! si!
<cHiCh> ok shes pretty..
<cHiCh> so?
<cHiCh> shes still a wanna be
<cHiCh> wut yr. is she in?
<|LestaT|> a pretty indian french wannabe
<cHiCh> sure
<|LestaT|> who lives in brazil
<Liberate> southville is in brazil, cHiCh.... silly
<cHiCh> u wish
<Liberate> where did you think it was?
<|LestaT|> si... silly
<cHiCh> wutever weirdos
<Liberate> lestat she thinks southville is somewhere else
<|LestaT|> thats why its called SOUTHville
<|LestaT|> cause its in southamerica
<Liberate> hmmmm......
<|LestaT|> ole! did i mention that im a part time matador
<cHiCh> wutver!
<cHiCh> o so u kill?
<Liberate> si!!! si!!!
<Liberate> he does not kill...
<Liberate> he is but an entertainer
<|LestaT|> ole! i am what they call 'THE MATADOR' which in spanish by the way is "EL MATADOR'
<Liberate> cHiCh what country are you from?
<|LestaT|> si.. from which land do you originate from?
<cHiCh> im from spain
<|LestaT|> wannabe!
<Liberate> and you're in mexico now?
<|LestaT|> si! si!
<|LestaT|> hehehehehe
<cHiCh> SPAIN AINT IN MEXICO STUPID
<Liberate> we know... but are you in mexico now?
<|LestaT|> yeah!
<cHiCh> im in d philippines DUH
<Liberate> cHiCh yeah? that's far
<cHiCh> SO?!
<Liberate> hey, no foul language cHiCh
<cHiCh> dad aint foul
<cHiCh> so shush
<Liberate> "dad"?!
<|LestaT|> im afraid im going to have to give you a class ticket
<Liberate> i am not your dad
<cHiCh> oh shut up
<Liberate> daddy
<|LestaT|> papa..?
<Liberate> poppy
<|LestaT|> daddy in spansh is 'el daddy'
<cHiCh> no
<|LestaT|> si
<cHiCh> SHUT UP!!! U AINT SPANISH!
<cHiCh> i am U AINT!
<cHiCh> I SPEAK SPANISH FLUENTLY n U DNT! u juz listen 2 RICKY MARTIN! n UR JUZ A WANNA BE!
<|LestaT|> im not spanish! im a french indian silly.. i only live in brazil
<Liberate> aint is not spanish
<cHiCh> IN BRAZIL U SPEAK PORTUGESE!
<Liberate> si
<cHiCh> HAHAHAHAH dmbas
<|LestaT|> im a french indian vampire matador
<Liberate> cHiCh no foul language please
<|LestaT|> ur in the philippines and u speak spanish! y cant i?
<|LestaT|> and im in brazil
<|LestaT|> feel my latin heat!
<Liberate> cHiCh doesn't know anything
<|LestaT|> Yeah, you're silly, cHiCh!
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