2. No-matter how bad you play, it is ALWAYS possible to play worse.
3. When you are hitting over a hazard, take either a club more, or two more balls.
4. When approaching a green where the flight ahead of you are putting, you wait until they leave and as you hit your ball, you top the ball half-way to the green.
5.The more of a NEWBIE a golfer is, the more likely he will share his secret swing-theories with you.
6. The result of seeing a PRO is him taking away the mistake that is compensating for ALL your mistakes.
7. Everybody puts the turf back after hitting a good shot.
8. A golf-competition is where your SKILLS compete against the other players LUCK.
9. If you REALLY want to become a good golfer, start all over again at a much younger age.
10. A PUT is very easy to make at 60 feet if it is the 9th shot.
11. GOLF is 90% mentally and 10% mentally
12. Golfers that claim not to cheat, are LIERS too.
13. "Uncareful" putts count just as much as "careful" ones.
14.The shortest distance between the tee and the hole is a straight line through a tree.
15. The ball bounces in two ways. The unfortunate, and the planned.
16. You hit a 200 feet wide fairway 10% of the time, and a 1 inch branch 90% of the time.
17. After a birdie you always hit three triple-bogeys, just to even up the balance of the universe.
18. You can DRAW and FADE but never STRAIGHT the ball.
19. If you both hit toward a bunker, your ball is inside the bunker and the other one is on the edge.
20. If you both go inside the bunker, your ball is in a foot-print.
