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| COMING SOON!... THE WATER PROJECT! PREMESIS: To annoy as many fast food restaurants as possible. And get pictures. I will be documenting the amount of times I can, say, go through the line at Wendy's and order 15 glasses of water, without buying any food, before I get yelled at. And more! WHAT I NEED FROM YOU, MY FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS: Ummm... -Any extra cash. Bail money and such, and for film. -Use of a scanner? Do we have one at school? Or better yet, anyone have a digital camera? -I need someone with a car, and a sense of humour, who won't mind driving around aimlessly and without pay, except for the fame and recognition of being on JSR. -Any comments or suggestions about small, free or low-cost items. Ketchup packets? Breadsticks? Mayo?... e-mail them to me. UPDATE.... At around 7 pm on Wednesday, January 16, WHERE WERE YOU? Were you in a dark four-dour coup? Were you in front of my house trying to show me up? If so, fess up, babe. You don't want to start a war with me! 10 glasses of Wendy's water were left on my porch with a note, and a toy... I'm keeping the toy. Any information on the ne'er-do-wells who perpotrated this devious, yet soon to be outdone or retaliated against, scheme will be rewarded! SO BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS! Inform on them! It's all good, if it's done for my benefit. C'mon, you know they're not that special to you anyways. C'mon. C'mooooon. ------------------ Heather, Fritz, Morgan, Glitter... prepare to be retaliated against! I caught y'all with 15 glasses of water from McDonalds... that's gotta mean war. |
| As another bonus... I will be redoing my attempt to drain Taco Bell of money. Last time I was at a Taco Bell, I evilly took all the hot sauce they had. Next time I do it, I'll report that they're out of hot sauce. I'll happily smile and take about half of what they have... come back in an hour... and take the rest! Then complain that they're out. And I'll see how long it is until my picture is posted up in the backroom. Or something. I have a lot of ideas about other things to do with this project, but if anyone else has any good ones, e-mail them to me, as above. |
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