Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film!
Don't be so openminded that your brains fall out!
It's you and me against the world. When do we attack?
Why do we all know about the SECRET service?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hardrive???
If all the world is a stage then where does the audience sit?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
If you type a bad word should your hands get washed off with soap?
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in the backseat.
I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine...
We have enough youth, how about a fountian of smart?
If nothing else, you can always smile!
Things only my friends will understand:
"No buffet for U!"
"Like, one time..."
Jessica Howard, Nathan Yazzie and Honey DewBerry
Billy the Boat
oh man at one time I thought of hundreds of these.... now all I can remember are these!
If any of my friends know any more, tell me n I'll put them on here!
On Love:
I know that somewhere in the universe is my soulmate. But looking for him is so much harder than staying at home and watching tv.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.
~John Donne~
Love doesn't make the world go round. It makes the ride worthwhile.
~Franklin P. Jones~
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
~Dr. Karl Bowman~
Love: two minds without a single thought.
~Phillip Barry~
Love is the dilusion that one man differs from another.
~H. L. Minken~
Never sign a valentine with your real name.
~Charles Dickens~
One advantage of marriage is when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
~Judith Voirst~
