10. Eat garlic beforehand.
9. Call your new date by your ex-girlfriend's name.
8. Give a rousing, off-key rendition of George Michael's song "I Want Your Sex"
7. ...in a crowded restaurant
6. ...with your pants down
5. Mention that she's a much more attentive date than her mom was.
4. Smack the waitress' butt every time she asks you for a drink refill.
3. Inform her of your die-hard belief that an expensive dinner means nookie afterwards.
2. Compliment her on her masculine appearance.
1. After she invites you up to her apartment for a "nightcap" say, "Everyone was right- you DO put out on the first date! Yeah!"