You're obsessed with Stargate, which is cool
because it's the best thing in the world.
What are you obsessed with?
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- You think the rest of the world is nuts for not watching Stargate SG-1.
- You have to watch an episode of Stargate a day or else you get withdrawals.
- You skip any social events that interfere with your watching SG-1.
- The most exciting day of any week is the day Stargate is on TV.
- Your best dreams are about SG-1.
- You cannot stand to be interrupted when watching SG-1,
for fear of missing a single moment.
- You start carving 'Stargate SG-1 Rules' on wooden benches in the park.
- You cry when one of your favorite characters dies because
you've become so emotionally attached to him/her.
- You decide that you will have found your soulmate when you find
the person who is as obsessed with Stargate as you.
- You absolutely have to own everything Stargate: trading cards, dvds, music,
props, books, clothes, calendars, patches, key rings, posters,
art, pictures, autographs, fan club memberships, etc.
- You start buying military fatigues and gear.
- You even own a Danny boony hat.
- You have to try and explain to everyone why you wear dog tags
even though you are not in the military.
- You wear outfits like your favorite character's civilian clothes.
- You look at anyone dressed in Air Force blues and think they are Sam or Jack.
- You laugh every time you see someone who resembles Daniel.
- Anyone with the same name as a SG-1 character makes you snigger.
- You meet someone and automatically ask yourself which Stargate
character they are most like.
- You print out twenty pictures of Sam's hair at every angle to make sure
the hairdresser gets your's exactly right.
- You start walking like Sam.
- You have taken to raising one eyebrow.
- You watch 'JAG' only because its characters remind you of
Stargate, i.e. Sam/Mac and Jack/Harm.
- In fact, you can relate any show to Stargate somehow just to make it better.
- You watch "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" and know that they
ripped off the characters from Stargate: Milo=Daniel,
Helga=Sam, Rourke=Jack, Sweet=Teal'c, Kida=Sha're.
- You see another show that has a prop resembling a stargate
and say "They stole that from Stargate!"
- You see a trailer for a movie that plays Stargate music in the background
and get really excited and mad that they stole it at the same time.
- You watch any and all movies or TV shows that have someone
from Stargate in them.
- Your whole computer has a Stargate theme with icons, wallpaper,
sounds, screensaver, the works!
- You've created your own webpage devoted to Stargate.
- You are more well-known on the internet Stargate forums than in real life.
- You have taken a bunch of Stargate trivia tests and scored 100 on every one.
- Your favorite personality quizzes online are the ones that relate to Stargate.
- You redecorate your house with an Egyptian or Stargate theme.
- You go to an Egyptian museum exhibit and imagine you're on Abydos.
- You contemplate if you should put an apostrophe in your name.
- You get bored and start imagining there's a stargate in the room.
- While thinking of a funny moment from Stargate you start
laughing, and no one has any idea why.
- You start memorizing glyphs and their positions on the gate.
- You always see Stargate words when they're not really there,
i.e. share/Sha're, Jones/Jonas, Tokay/Tok'ra.
- You begin hearing Stargate words in people's everyday conversations that
you happen to overhear, even when they said nothing of the sort.
- You completely crack up at the slightest joke or funny look between the
characters, even when no one else seems to think it was that funny.
- You refer to episodes by their initials.
- You memorize scenes from the episodes word for word.
- You incorporate as many Stargate quotes as possible into your conversations.
- You can name the episode any picture came from.
- You can identify a season by everyone's haircut or facial hair pattern.
- You have debates about which of Daniel's and Sam's haircuts look better.
- You name your cat Schroedinger.
- You can't stop laughing when Teal'c tells his Jaffa joke in 'Seth'.
- You distrust anyone named Seth.
- You want your license plate to read "DTHGLDR".
- You think 'Kree' is the coolest made-up word ever.
- You train your dog to sit using the command, "Sit! Kree!"
- You teach yourself the Goa'uld dialect and speak it fluently.
"Mak Tel Shree! Lo'tak Meta Satak Oz!"
- You buy one of those telephone voice changers and then answer
your friend's calls in full Goa'uld mode.
- You truly wonder if some people are Goa'ulds in disquise.
- You are seriously considering buying a $300 zat gun replica
even though it doesn't actually work.
- You build your own Goa'uld hand device, Stargate model, DHD, etc.
- You can't stop doodling Stargate stuff on your notebooks.
- Your library at home consists of fanfic, mythology, Thomasina
Gibson, and Ashley McConnell.
- Your reply to every request is, "Yeahsureyabetcha."
- You find yourself becoming a shipper.
- You know who Gina Nemo and Lily Frost are.
- You start liking songs just because they remind you of
a shippy moment in Stargate.
- You try to teach yourself how to make music videos in order
to make one that is Stargate related.
- When suffering from Stargate withdrawal, you download fan-made
music videos to get your fix. Any music used now becomes
linked with Stargate for you.
- You create new Stargate related lyrics to popular songs.
- You get the urge to write SG fanfic even though you hate to write.
- You can recite the names of the producers, writers, directors etc.
- You can name all the SG teams and the jobs of each.
- You know the birthdays of all the main characters and actors.
- You want a cake shaped like the Stargate for your birthday.
- SG-1 are your role models. Therefore, you try harder in physics,
anthropology, etc. In tough situations, you wonder what
Sam, Jack, Daniel, or Teal�c would do.
- You start to think a military career and a Ph.D. in Quantum Physics
is something you might actually want to do for a living.
- You sign up for an anthropology class just because
Daniel makes it seem so fascinating.
- You watch every single Egyptian documentary in search of
the missing Stargate and evidence of the Goa'uld.
- You use things you have learned on Stargate to answer homework problems.
- You write your return address with the earth symbol after your zip code.
- You would rather vacation in Vancouver than in Hawaii.
- You think that Cheyenne Mountain is a place actually worth visiting.
- You become interested in things that otherwise would have bored
you, i.e. you come across a show on the Discovery Channel
on how Cheyenne Mountain was constructed.
- You believe that SG-1 is the best show EVER!!!!!
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