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Being trapped by Serpent Guards
Jack: This is turning out to be a bad day.
Having been blinded by the shock grenade
Jack:(Accidently touches Sam's face and gets bitten) Ow! God! Ow!
Sam: Colonel? Sorry, sir. It's just so dark.
Jack: Oh, Carter! It's all right. I like your attitude.
After being blinded and shut in prison by the Goa'uld
Daniel: We failed.
Jack: Alright, take it easy, Daniel. We've been in worse situations than this.
Teal'c: Not to my knowledge.
Jack: Thanks, Teal'c.
Daniel starts to lose hope about saving Earth from the Goa'uld
Daniel: I've already seen this before.
Jack: Daniel, will you relax? You've been through it before, and you survived. We're...just having a bad day.
Jack: Carter, if someone comes in here, you...bite 'em in the hand.
Sam: (Laughs) Yes, sir.
Bra'tac: I have been ordered by Apophis himself to execute you...An order I intend to disregard.
Colonel Samuels: From space, we should appear to be a vunerable and unsuspecting world.
Hammond: Got 'em just where you want 'em, do you Samuels?
Bra'tac: Perhaps, when the war ships of your world attack...
Sam: Uh, excuse me. Did you say the ships of our world?
Bra'tac: Surely you have such vessels.
Daniel: Well, we have a number of, of...
Jack & Daniel: shuttles.
Bra'tac: These...shuttles, they are a formidable craft?
Jack: Oh, yeah.....yeah, bad day.
Jack: How many in your wing?
Bra'tac: 3
Jack: 3?
Bra'tac: Teal'c makes 4.
Jack: Oh, well...4.
They ask if Bra'tac has any way to destroy Apophis' ship
Bra'tac: (Copying Jack's quote from "Bloodlines")We shall have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Jack: You know, that particular cliche doesn't...always work.
Bra'tac beats up two unsuspecting guards with some fancy staff weapon moves
Bra'tac: (With a satisfied grin) Hmm!
Jack: Not bad.
Samuels: Well, sir, since I'm no longer wanted or needed here, I respectfully
request permission to join one of the teams headed for the Alpha site.
Hammond: Permission denied. The idea is to send the best and brightest, Colonel.
Jack: Alright, here's what we do...
Bra'tac: I will lead; you will follow.
Jack: Right.
The team runs in to help Bra'tac
Jack: Daniel! Watch our backs!
(Sam hands him her gun, while Daniel takes it looking dumbfounded)
Teal'c comes up with his own cliche
Teal'c: If we disable the shield generator of this vessel, both will be
destroyed in the explosion...Two birds with but one stone.
Bra'tac starts a big explanation of how to destroy the shields
Jack: (Throws two grenades, destroying the shields at once) Grenades.
Sam: So that's it?
Teal'c: That is it.
Jack: I think what the Captain is asking is, what now?
Bra'tac: Now we die.
Jack: Well, that's a bad plan.
After rolling a shock grenade to knock out the guards
Bra'tac: Now that was a grenade.
Bra'tac: Human, put this on!
Jack: Will you please stop calling me "Human"!
Jack: Our time is up. We have got to go!
Sam: Punch it.
Sam's babbling about how bad their chances of survival are out in space
Jack: Captain, take a look up.
Sam: It's beautiful.
Jack: Yes, it is.
Sam: We saved it, sir.
Jack: Yes, we did.
Jack: You know, Captain, this wasn't such a bad day after all.
Sam: Not bad at all.
Bra'tac: We die well, Teal'c.
Teal'c: More than that, old friend. We die free.
Jack: (Sees the space shuttle) Or not...
Hammond: SG-1, there's someone who'd like to see you.
Sam: (Daniel comes out of the crowd) Daniel!
Jack: Space Monkey! Yeah!
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