SG-1 Bloopers
Notice anything about Jack's shoes? I can just imagine him walking up the
ramp to the gate in his big fluffy white slippers!
Maybe he thought this mission would be a nice stroll through the garden world. ;)
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Jack: Uh, General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smart ass,
are you cracked?
Jack: Ok, that's enough. Let's have a little look here, shall we? (Looks behind Hammond's ear)
Hammond: What are you doing, Colonel?
Jack: Oh, I'm looking for the edges of a mask!
Hammond: What?!
Jack: You're obviously not the real General Hammond.
Hammond: Sit down, Colonel.
Jack: I don't think so, bucko! The jig's up. We're on to you.
Hammond: What are you talking about?
Sam: We're still on P7J-989.
Jack: Oh, you betcha. This is just a new game brought to you by our good friend,
the Keeper. (He pats Hammond on the head)
Daniel: Where are we going?
Jack: Back through the gate to show them what their planet looks like...
In our memories...before the virtual reality...Leave me alone.
Keeper: They are ruining everything! Did you know they are actually picking the flowers?!
Jack: (To Daniel) This is real this time, isn't it?
Keeper: Do not pull that! You are ruining the garden!!
(To SG-1) I told you they will ruin everything! First the garden. Next, the entire planet!
Jack & Daniel: It's real.