>>Season Six Quotes<<

Episode: Redemption.
Dr McKay: *in a thilly voice* "Hey Anubis, this is your agent. You're playing it way over the top; can you tone it down please?"

Dr McKay: ""That would be embarrassing, wouldn't it? 'Nothing can stop the destruction I will bring upon you.' Then the gate shuts down. 'Oops. Sorry. Never mind.'"

Sam after asking if jack had ideas about the gate: "Sometimes you have a way of looking at things...at their simplest."
Jack: "Thank you."

Jack to Sam: "Why aren't you downstairs with the rest of the eggheads? Not that you're an egghead. Well, you are really - but in a good way."

Jack a little after previous quote: "Well, you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt.... head.... Out of your head. When we need them."

Episode: The Other Guys
Jack after being talked to by a Jaff'a: "YOU ENDED THAT SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION! BASTARD!"

Dr no 1: "There is something awefully hinky about this"
Dr No 2: "hinky that isnt a word!!!!!!!!!!"
Dr no 1: "YES IT IS!"
Dr no 2: "IN WHAT DICTIONARY!"

Episode: Redemption Jack can't decide on a replacement for Daniel and he gets called to General Hammond's office
Hammond: "Jack, you know Colonel Chekov the Russian envoy. He feels we should have a Russian join SG-1."
Jack: "Over my rotting corpse." He looks around at Hammond and Checkov." Did I say that out loud?"
Hammond:" I told him you would give it careful consideration."
Jack: "I will but I'm pretty sure my answer will be 'bite me'."

Episode: The Other Guys
SG-1 are babysitting three scientists, one of whom has severe SG-1 worship syndrome. SG-1 have gone off to investigate something leaving the scientist behind.
Felger:"Something going on out there"
Coombs: "Yes, they're tired of your butt snorkling. (Sarcastically)"Tell me how you defeated Apophis colonel O'Neill." "Major Carter I based by thesis on your amazing wormhole stability theory"
Felger: "Bite me. At least my heros exist. If this was a Trek convenetion you'd be all dressed up like a Klingon."
Coombes angrily: "Vulcan Felger Vulcan. I don't know how you can call yourself a scientist and not worship on the alter of Roddenbury."
Felger sarcastically:"Oh, how are we going to get out of this catain? Oh, I don't know something to do with the tacion emitter"
Myers:"Guys knock it off. Now what say we hook up the naquadah generator and see if we can get this baby started"
Felger (aside to Coobes):"Nerd"
Coombes:"Geek"

Episode: Abyss
Jack: "Too bad you're only a delusion."
Daniel: "No, I'm here... I'm really here."
*Jack takes off his shoe and throws it right through Daniel*
Daniel: "Here in the sense that my consciousness is here if not any full physical flesh and blood sense which is neither here nor there... the point is... you're not imagining this."
Jack: "I just tossed my shoe through you."
Daniel: "Yes you did, that's because I have ascended to another plane of existence... remember Oma Desala, the whole glowing thing, I couldn't have done it without you..... I'm energy now."
Jack: How's that working our for ya?

Episode: The Other Guys
Jack: "What part of "gate home" did you not understand?"
Felger: "Well, we just couldn't let our fellow SG team members be..."
Jack: "Felger!"
Felger: "What about never leave a man behind?"
Jack: "What about... we allowed ourselves to be captured... on purpose!"
Felger: "You what?"
Jack: "We're on a mission you nit!"

Episode: Redemption
Jonas: "So where are we going?"
Sam: "Nevada."
Jonas (looking at the weather channel): "Ooh, clear skies, 73 degrees."
Sam: "There are at least 500 other channels ya know."
Jonas: "Hey major. How do I know what color to wear?"
Sam: "We call each other every morning."

Episode: "Unnatural Selection"
Sam: Sir, we can't call it 'The Enterprise.'
Jack: Why not...?!?
About the X303

Episode: "Unnatural Selection"
Thor: A task for which you are uniquely suited.
Jack: Someone dumb enough?

Jack: You might want to go up and punch 1 on the speed dial.
Hammond: My grandchildren?
Jack: 2, then. I think the President might want to know what Asgard have in mind for our new ship.

Teal'c: The Replicators are no more evil than a virus.
Jack: An evil virus.

Jack: (Hammond) sends Godspeed, good luck, and all that that stuff he says when he thinks we're going to die

Jack: What is with you people?!? Time machines are nothing but problems. Even we know that.

Jack: No, we knew the other shoe would have to drop.
Thor: We can only hope this is the last footwear to fall.

First: I never expected you to amuse me.
Jack: I never expected you to put your hand in my head.

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