>>Season Four Quotes<<

Episode: Chain Reaction
Maybourne: "You want to help General Hammond, You're going to have to get your hands dirty. I need to know you're willing to see this through."
Jack: "Under no other circumstances would i sit here and watch you eat"

Episode: Window of Opportunity
Sam: "Two weeks ago Sg15-"
Jack: "we've Done this!"
Daniel: "we do this everyday"
Jack: "I'm not talking about debriefings in general Daniel, I'm talking about this breifing. Im talking about this day"

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Jack: "I ask you, what could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?"

Episode: 2010
Some Gayass tech guy: "And these people comprised the famous SG1 arguably the most important although not my personal favourite team of the entire command."

Episode: Window of Opportunity.
Teal'c: "There was a blinding flash of light,"
Jack: "then I was back in the commisary eating my fruitloops"
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Teal'c: "O'Neill, should we not be assisting Daniel Jackson with the Translation?"
Jack: "Im taking this loop off,"

Episode: Exodus or Enemies.

Jack: "I think we made it"
Jacob: "I'm sorry I over reacted. At the time it looked very much like we weren't going to make it."
Jack: "yes well maybe next time you'll just wait and see,"
Jacob: "and blow the last chance I might ever have to be right?"
Jack: "What?"
Sam: "Welcome to MY life"
Jack: "What?"
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Jack: "This is SOOO the last time I help someone move,"

Episode: Window of Opportunity
Sam: "We haven't been to p4x639"
Jack: "Yes we have *points at Daniel* No we havnet, that's what you were going to say."
Daniel: "Well of coarse thats what I was going to say,"
Jack: "alright, bad example."

Episode: Prodigy
Teal'c: "Are you ready O'Neill?"
Jack: "No, Give me warning,"
Teal'c: "I'm Going to shoot you,"
Jack: "I was thinking more along the lines of on three. 1-"
*Teal'c Fires*
Jack: "2, I said ON THREE"

Episode: Watergate
Jack: "How do you know about the SGC"
Svetlana: "I have read extensive files on all of you,"
Jack: "The question is, how?"
Svetlana: "I learned to read English at the age of 6, its not that difficult,"
Jack: "Russian humour."

Episode: Window of Opportunity.
Hammond: "Colonel O'Neill WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
Jack: "IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING!"

Episode: Entity.
Hammond(?): "Whats it doing?"
Sam: "It's Flying, Sir."
Jack: "Malps can't fly,"
Daniel: "apparently they can,"
Jack: "There should be a memo on this stuff."

Episode: The Curse
Teal'c: "There appear to be no fish,"
Jack: "Teal'c, its not about the actual fish themselves. Fish are not important in this context. its about fishing. The act of fishing itself."
Teal'c: "I see"

Episode: Chain Reaction.
Kinsey: "Colonel have you lost your mind?"
Jack: "I'm hanging around Maybourne, what does that tell you?"
Kinsey: "How dare you come into my house waving a gun,"
Jack: "Not waving, Pointing!"

Episode: Divide and Conquer
Jack: "How do I hang up with Anise and talk to Freya?"
Anise: "Why?"
Jack: "I like Freya."

Episode: Prodigy
Dr. Hamilton: "Colonel O'Neill doesnt care, he's to busy polishing his M-16,"
jack: "Actually its a p-90"

Episode: Upgrades.
Anise: "You may call me Anise."
Daniel: "Anise?"
Anise: "It means noble strength"
Daniel: "I'm Daniel, it means God is my judge,"
Jack: "im Jack, it means....Whats in the box?"

Episode: Serpants venom
Sam: "ahhh, flashing green. Green is good?"
Daniel: "No,"
Sam: "bad?"
Daniel: "Bad."
Sam: "How bad?"
Daniel: "Very very bad,"

Episode: Entity
Fraiser: "Thank you, Colonel, you Daniel and Teal'c are next"
Jack: "What?! I'm fine."
Fraiser: "Yes, well, I would like to be the judge of that. Some form of energy came through the Stargate. I think it's only prudent to make sure there's no physiological damage to those exposed. ASAP."
Jack: "Who put her in charge?"
Hammond: "The US Airforce."
Jack: "I'm not gettin all my memos"

Episode: Beneath the Surface
Daniel: "What did you do in the mines?"
Jack: "I mined."
Daniel: "No, What did you DO?"
Jack: "I remember shovelling ore into a cart,"
Daniel: "And?"
Jack: "I did that alot."

Episode: Absolute Power
Shifu: "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
Daniel: "Oma teach you that?"
Shifu: "Television,"

Episode: Window of Opportunity
Jack: "Lose it. It means, go crazy... nuts... insane... bonzo... no longer in possessions of one's faculties... three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!!"

Episode: Tangent
Daniel: "Mak tal shree! Lok tak. Mekta satak Oz! Mok tal Oz kree!"
Daniel: "I don't think they bought my act."
Jacob: "Who'd you say you were?"
Daniel: "The Great and Powerful Oz."

Episode: Absolute Power
Shifu: "If the instrument is broken, the music will be sour."
Daniel: "The music does not play the musician."
Shifu: "Normally, there is truth in that."
Daniel: "Really? Good, 'cause I really didn't have any idea what I was talking about then."

Episode: Tangent
Gen. Vidrine: "General Hammond has told me nothing but good things."
Col. O'Neill: "Has he sir? Well then I'm sure he's left something out."
Gen. Vidrine: "Such as?!
Col. O'Neill: "Teal'c, you there buddy?"

Episode: Tangent
Vidrine: "Colonel."
O'Neill: "General."
Vidrine: "Major."
Carter: "General."
Vidrine: "Doctor."
Daniel: "General."

O'Neill: "We didn't spring a leak, although I may have just taken one."

O'Neill(with oxygen deprivation) after seeing them in the Transport ship: "Do you know your ship's bigger than ours?"

Episode: Chain Reaction
Kinsey: "how dare you come into my house waving a gun!"
Jack: "not waving, Pointing!"

Episode: 2010
Daniel: "Er, the sun is beeping."

Episode: Absolute Power
Shifu: "A spark lights a flame but the candle will only burn as long as the wick."
O'Neill: "If I may, sir, I think what he means is, the wick is the centre of the candle, and ostensively a great leader, like yourself, is essential to the whole ball of wax. Basically what it means is that it's always better to have a big, long wick. Right?"
Daniel: "Don't look at me."
O'Neill: "It's right though, right?"

Episode: Upgrades
Waitress: "What can I get you?"
O'Neill: "Um, three of the biggest steaks you've got, rare, with everything. Baked potato."
Waitress: "You got it." (turns to leave)
O'Neill: "Excuse me. That was for me."
Daniel: "Yeah, I'm going to have three as well."
O'Neill: "Four?"
Daniel: "Four. Four is good."
Carter: "Me too, and french fries with mine. Oh, and a diet soda." (O'Neill and Daniel give her a funny look) "I like the taste better." (waitress leaves) "So has it occurred to anyone that we're defying a direct order?"
Daniel: "Well, it's not like we haven't defied orders before."
Carter: "Well, yeah, but that was to save Earth."
O'Neill: "Earth, steaks...there's a difference?"
Daniel: "We'll be back before anyone knows we're gone."

Episode: Watergate
Russian Scientists: "If your suggesting that everything Russian made is of poor quality,this is Swiss."
Daniel: "So, it will catch on fire occaisionally, but it'll keep perfect time?"
*Russian gives him a dirty look*
Daniel: "Sorry, I think I've been hanging around with Jack O'Neill too much."

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